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strikes without a purpose

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How I be mfin sleeping when yall say u hate me

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Girls who spell their name all complicated then get mad when it’s spelled wrong, you’re a hoe.

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@vagitableunited Disgusting.

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The sea turtle in me rly wants to eat that piece of plastic in your hands

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Oh I’m so sorry coconut headass

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Shower time, Adderall, a shot of whiskey and diesel jeans 👖

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30 years old and still don’t understand why I just don’t fit in.

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Missing my handsome boy,

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America: Where we like our asses fat and our dogs’ faces flat

[Merissa Hansen @merissahansen17]

Cops walked by her on fire. People watched and refused to intervene. Of all the things I have witnessed in my life, this is by far one of the most horrifying things I have seen.

Not because it was graphic, but because it was "no big deal" to everyone watching and filming it.

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When you find that one random good ass song on discover weekly

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@LeverettKailey Too bad HS was ruined for me because they opened up TMHS 😭

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I’m NOT going to my HS reunion. Y’all were mean to me and I don’t appreciate it so I hope all y’all’s feelings are hurt very badly when you can’t see what ole Lexi is up to now

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Update: he’s kinda mean

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Hungover and adopting a kitten

[The Always Sunny Podcast @TheSunnyPodcast]

Remember the triplets who played DB in “The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby”? This is them now. Feel old yet? (SWIPE)

Catch up on the pod at the #linkinbio. New episodes Mondays. ☀️🎧
#thesunnypodcast #alwayssunnypodcast #iasip #dumpsterbaby #charlieday @RMcElhenney @GlennHowerton

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Having two cats 💖👍🏼🥹😍
Having two litter boxes 💔👎🏼😢😭

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Me getting off of work

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I feel like I’m not that scared of ghosts but kinda at the same time tho??