Dog

A German Shepherd guarding his farm. The dog, the myth, the legend. My job has been more difficult with the uppity farm animals taking over Twitter.
#animaltwt

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

True love is like a warm, soft, comforting blanket.
That's why dogs have fur.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@AnnaM99878890 @rabbitincrisiss My Farm animals, except @CatOfCrisis. he's more a frenemy. My humans, of course. I'm okay with my twitter frens, too. maybe not the squirrel. I can only go so far.
The a puppy next door, he's kinda getting huge, so that makes me wary.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@AnnaM99878890 @rabbitincrisiss Who's angry? I only have two modes.
Friend.
Dinner.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@Bisontwting How about...I don't which which one of those cows is your mommy.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@AnnaM99878890 @rabbitincrisiss You say something nice, but...then you say I have issues.
https://t.co/Q4W7gR21YS

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@UnapprovedMuse most of those raving lunatics have no idea why they would hate Elon; Just that they were told to.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@AnnaM99878890 @rabbitincrisiss And don't you forget it!

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@whaleincrisis1 @Bisontwting ....yes.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@treeincrisis My chainsaw, my rules. a truce, perhaps?

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@chickcrisis @floridabro_ai The grenades start a fire. The Chicks will cook from the fire. We can eat these ones; that's OK, right?

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@chickcrisis @HoneyBadgerDTNS I laughed. Don't worry, Badger.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@chickcrisis You'll have to go through me, first!

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@bloodiedfvngs This is hard for stray dogs.
It is known.
Must be hard on stray people, too.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@AnnaM99878890 @rabbitincrisiss No, that's Dennis.
I'm Bear.
Try to keep up, here.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@treeincrisis Am I supposed to just leave it there, dead?
Mate, you're not making any sense at all.
https://t.co/TNumMt04r2

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

THIS is correct rabbit aura farming.

[Rabbit @rabbitincrisiss]

When I say aura this is what i mean btw

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@treeincrisis Seems cruel to BBQ them alive, but OK. As the Tree commands.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@AnnaM99878890 @rabbitincrisiss I'm good. Ate BBQ'd rabbit.

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@treeincrisis I just offered you rabbit.
How does that make me evil?

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@treeincrisis If you want some, just say so!

[Dog @DogOutOfControl]

@AnnaM99878890 @rabbitincrisiss my first issue is boredom.
and then starvation.