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[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

@ZacBoyer How’d your fact checking go?

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

@CBS if I wanted to watch thhe chargers-LV I would have. Screw you, I enjoy watching the #chiefs win #ChiefsKingdom

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

@SupercrossLIVE no one can watch because it’s switched over to NBC? Please switch it back to NBCSN..

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

@SteeloBrim are you actually a K-State fan? Asking for a friend...

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

@theyearofelan The founders of our country wanted us to have romaine lettuce

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

cheered on @KUHoops from 16000 ft in Argentina #RCJH #KUbball #final4 @KUAthletics

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

Is it still love if you get mad at each other over who’s turn it is to feed the dogs? #almostmarried

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

Follow up puke story.
Tonight, I dropped some cabbage on the ground while making a salad. My other dog ate it against my protests. What then ensued was a violent vomit, on the kitchen floor this time. He then looked at me like “why the fuck did you do that?” #dogsoftwitter

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

I just voted for Devonte' Graham for the @Wendys #WoodenAward. Cast your vote here! https://t.co/ypOxapisZ3

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

Ruby..

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

#RCJH #14Straight #kubball #RockChalk

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

530 am
Dog: pukes violently in the living room
Me: wakes up
Dog: lets go stick my puke face in mom or dads face
Me: reads her mind and starts screaming “no no no no no no no no” as I run out of the bedroom to block
Fiancé (a few seconds later): “what the fuck is going on?!”

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I’m surprised the NRA was affiliated with car rental companies at all, considering Hertz and Avis enforce tyrannical rules like "age restrictions" and "having a license."

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

@iamjohnoliver @LastWeekTonight can you please run for KS governer instead of Italian PM? I hear we have 0 rules on who can run here.. #sadimfromKS

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

J-Will thought about taking West Virginia.

But the Father Of Basketball wasn't having it.

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

Saying “just because of a few sour grapes doesn’t mean we need more gun control” is actually one of the most incorrect statements ever said. That is how new laws are always made.. because of the few to protect the majority. #WeNeedChange #FloridaShooting #guncontrol #GunViolence

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

Me when @chloekimsnow lands back to back 1080s so she can outdo her gold medal score #ChloeKim #Olympics2018 #snowboarding

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

Correction: my 2 favorite people to ever exist 1) @chloekimsnow 2) @mirai_nagasu

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

@chloekimsnow is my new favorite person

[arubapottomas @dogsdoitbetter1]

I hate flying anything other than @SouthwestAir ... @united has the worst boarding process and communication ugh