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[Lying About Having Synesthesia @necrobranson]

the dumbest thing i do is get annoyed by one specific thing a guy does and then i pretend it is a universal feeling. an old guy held the door for me when i was an absurd length away (30 feet) and i thought "old people use politeness as a weapon." what the fuck am i talking about

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Uh I’m at a John Mulaney show and the opener is kinda out of pocket…

["Da Capo di Capi" of the Circle K @bobo_circus]

letterboxd might be the grimmest website we've ever made. all the people not funny enough for twitter riffing on the week's new release with the most plodding, half remembered memes theyve got. genuinely more spiritually toxic than liveleak

[morgue @dogtooth234]

@juwugoslavija sicko

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

Okay but could Kenneth Branagh write this

[morgue @dogtooth234]

@maybemadelaine oh you silly fool

[morgue @dogtooth234]

@stanleykudrick you summoned him

[morgue @dogtooth234]

@corduroy_fiasco good morning Logan, happy ALMOST friday! 😂🙏🏻

[morgue @dogtooth234]

Wordle 235 X/6

⁦@corduroy_fiasco⁩ i’m having an off day, i’ll be better tomorrow coach i swear

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[morgue @dogtooth234]

@corduroy_fiasco it’s hard work, logan, but it’s certainly rewarding! :D

[morgue @dogtooth234]

Wordle 234 5/6

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[morgue @dogtooth234]

@corduroy_fiasco you’re my greatest supporter thank you logan

[morgue @dogtooth234]

Wordle 232 4/6

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[morgue @dogtooth234]

@corduroy_fiasco Wow‼️Smart work, Logan!! 😃🎃💪🤺

[morgue @dogtooth234]

@corduroy_fiasco Thanks Logan!!!!

[morgue @dogtooth234]

Wordle 227 4/6

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[morgue @dogtooth234]

@corduroy_fiasco Keep ur head up so ur crown doesn’t slip 🙏🏻👑

[morgue @dogtooth234]

@corduroy_fiasco how did you even do this lmao

[morgue @dogtooth234]

Wordle 226 4/6

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