kristen

[Single Dad @Lonely_Dad]

please don't be happy near me
thanks

[kristen @dogwalkk]

@Heart_LessGirI @leaahmaaher hahahahah right

[kristen @dogwalkk]

@jamiekyte I'm totally going!! Come with!!

[kristen @dogwalkk]

Today some random guy asked to take me to Scotland no biggie

[shelby @hg_shelbs]

"you're the only girl I talk to" https://t.co/e4S8EiUv0S

[kristen @dogwalkk]

@jamiekyte get them!!!!

[kristen @dogwalkk]

💄 https://t.co/2UaCyC8GwS

[kristen @dogwalkk]

All I did was call him a mustard tiger

[Always Sunny Fanpage @iasiphilly]

Cricket season 1 vs. season 10

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

Truck carrying Ramen Noodles crashes. Estimated loss to the company: $38.00

[kristen @dogwalkk]

If I can't smoke and swear I'm fucked

[goose @hostile_goose]

who doesn't love a good fucking noodle

[kristen @dogwalkk]

Note to self: do not watch scary movies alone while babysitting

[goose @hostile_goose]

Okay so im not that well versed on relativity cause u no im a goose n shit but basically time is a loaf of bread and u perceive the slices

[kristen @dogwalkk]

Never thought that I'd actually enjoy hanging out with my sister but here I am 💀