Andrew Dewing

Father of Two, Husband of a Beautiful Nhs MidWife #Proud. Sparky. MTBer. Runner. Triathlete. Coastal Rower ooohh i sound interesting! Actually quite boring!

[Andrew Dewing @dogzy]

@itvx No do not interrupt live sport @VirginAtlantic thanks to you’re interruption in the men’s six nations match I shall never use your company to fly ever again. #SixNations #EngVsWal

[Andrew Dewing @dogzy]

If snoop doesn’t light the Olympic torch with a blunt #olympic2028 has failed already.

[Andrew Dewing @dogzy]

@JonathanPieNews Did you ever get that @CadburyUK curly wurly????

[Andrew Dewing @dogzy]

@krassenstein I’m sure females would just like to keep that man out of the changing rooms!!!

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

Proud to support Sign Language Week.👇🏻
#SLW2024

[Mark Kieran - Democracy Activist @MarkKieranUK]

New LibDem MP @JamesMacCleary is ALL OF US listening to Farage yesterday. 🤣

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Yes. For some reason lately I’ve not been feeling as enraged as I normally feel. Maybe this is a new me?

[Andrew Dewing @dogzy]

@londonphil13 @SamTBaron @RhonddaBryant That’s all I’ve heard since the result also. It’ll be worse under Labour. I totally agree with you Phil I’m getting tired of saying it myself. National debt had doubled before Covid. Fiscally responsible #MyArse

[Andrew Dewing @dogzy]

@EnglandRugby @SkySportsRugby I hope Smiths kicks don’t come back to haunt England. I’m sympathetic to him I would want to be in that stadium tonight. I’d like to think Twickenham would be that disrespectful.

[Andrew Dewing @dogzy]

@Adrian4WV @TheGreenParty @AdrianRamsay Please heavily press @AnglianWater to be more heavily regulated and held to account for sewage out flow not all local MPs *Cough!* (north west Norfolk) will be!!!

[Andrew Dewing @dogzy]

@Adrian4WV @TheGreenParty @AdrianRamsay Congratulations. It’s nice to see a change of colour in east anglia. Shame it’s not a lot less blue of all shades.

[Andrew Dewing @dogzy]

@carolvorders @sandrajsquire that was close.

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

democracy has never been sweeter #GeneralElection2024

[kerry ✊💙Save Our NHS @hewitson10]

Just watched this in YouTube

AMAZING

Tory election rap , 14 years wrapped up in a few minutes

Give it a watch🤣🤣🤣

Hope Mrs Sunaks packing the Downing Street flat up & the prime miniatures short trousers

#ToryWipeout2024

@mc_hammersmith👏

[Andrew Dewing @dogzy]

@ArtElectrics It’ll be a loss leader. New build numbers are down countrywide. Inflation and interest rates have hammered this sector. No doubt the contractors will be pressured to reduce their prices by 3% also.
Gotta keep them shareholders happy. Screw the customers and contractors.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This Thursday, even if you draw a jizzing cock on the ballot paper, for fuck’s sake - GO AND VOTE.

[Andrew Dewing @dogzy]

@carolvorders Another promise she’ll be unable to keep. Wonder if @FSOrlando is happy with this promotion. 🤦🏼‍♂️ #NotExactlyTheDisneyPrincessSheThinksSheIs

[Andrew Dewing @dogzy]

@HerdingPolygons @JonathanPieNews Juices of their peers hopefully. (I used juices because Elon might get upset by the real word. I’d liked to have used the biologically correct term but Jeff in titter moderation may have got snowflakey about! The red stuff if a clue was needed As I know BJ likes spaffing)

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Our country is broken says the cunt who broke it.

[Andrew Dewing @dogzy]

@CountBinface Is there a Countess who could stand in Clacton????? Or is there an electoral pact with a dolphin???