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[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

Lugmok na nga, lalo mo pang ilulugmok. Ang best case scenario ay mass extermination ng lahat ng political dynasties sa Pilipinas up to the third degree 🫢 Mapakaliwa, gitna, o kanan!

[Alex Bonifacio @AlexBNFC]

Pinklawans say they don’t want BBM removed bec. they don’t want Sara Duterte to succeed him. So let’s get this straight: it’s acceptable for the economy to collapse, democratic institutions to erode, and millions to suffer under Marcos, as long as Sara doesn’t become president?

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

If SWOH wins 2028 but no heads roll, she should be considered just as complicit as the Marcos administration in the whole ghost project scheme.

By heads rolling, hindi lang mga mayor at contractor kundi pati mga kongresista/senador at mga agency executives!

[Wapooosh! @pffftkinam]

Once Sara becomes president, I want her to appoint Leni to head the new Independent Commission for Infrastructure.

I want to see her political will and litigation skills.

Or baka 1 month lang, tanggal agad sa trabaho like how she was as the Anti-Drugs Czar before?

😅🫣😍✌️

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

@vpsison Per Sen. Dela Rosa’s wish! Nothing more, nothing less. Just trying to make his day as requested.

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

“Team Maleta” is the same team Marcos and Duterte are both in. Pare-parehong hindi maipaliwanag ang biglang paglaki ng yaman ng mga taong ‘to simula ng pagpasok nila sa politika!

[@iamjet 💔💚 @urpoliticalchar]

There are only two major camps in Philippine politics today: Team Maleta vs Team Pilipinas. Si VP Sara ang isa sa mga hindi nasangkot sa maleta scandal, therefore, if you are Team Duterte, you are Team Pilipinas. If you are against Sara, you are one with the maleta politicians and complicit to the worst corruption in history.

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

@imtoppy_ctp @brod78 @urpoliticalchar Anak ng diktador at magnanakaw pa rin kaya dapat siya rin magresign! Did I stutter? BOTH MARCOS AND DUTERTE SHOULD RESIGN!

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

@MamaPiaya Mas paulit-ulit script ng mga tangang gaya mo na ‘di kayang tumingin lagpas sa mga Duterte. Kurakot ang mga liberal, ang mga kaalyado ni Marcos, at ang mga alipores ng mga Duterte! Pare-parehong dapat managot. Akala niyo kasi, anti-Duterte = pro-BBM.

The stupidity is astounding.

[Ryan Lingo @RyanLingo_]

NAKAKADIRI ANG MAGING ISANG KAKAMPINKS o DILAWAN.

NAKAKADIRI TALAGA SILA, MGA SALOT NA KAIN-SUKA!🫵🤮

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

@TishaCM Pare-parehong korap at madumi ang mga “tao” na ‘yan.

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

@bear_pooh81602 @marortoll Hindi na uuwi si tatay 👻

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

@brod78 @urpoliticalchar Ang panawagan dapat ay SABAY magresign si Marcos at si Duterte! Parehong kurap, parehong hihila satin pababa.

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

Ang martsa dapat BOTH anti-Marcos at anti-Duterte! Parehong kurap!

[TishaCM🌷 @TishaCM]

Make sure not to join the “pro-Marcos” march. Stay away from the Yellow-commie rallies. They are beneficiaries of the Marcos criminal enterprise. That’s why Marcos backs their Sep 21 demonstrations. They are not a genuine threat to his power. Their placards should read: “Kurakot pa more”.

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

@YesYesYo13 Anong konek ng accountability mechanisms sa saligang batas sa manufacturing at auto industry ng Pilipinas? Hindi naman Konggreso ang R&D ng mga kumpanya.

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

Ang mandato ng Senado ay ang PAGLITIS. Paano mo nasabing “tama” kung hindi mo man lang tiningnan kung may basehan ang mga akusasyon sa Bise Presidente?

Guided by the Holy Spirit, our senators automatically know if someone is guilty or not!

#Philippines #ImpeachSaraDuterteNOW

[Imee R. Marcos @SenImeeMarcos]

Saan ka lulugar?

SA TAMA RIN BA?

#IMEEsolusyon
#ImeeMarcos
#SenatorImee
#SenatorImeeMarcos
#SenImee
#SenImeeMarcos
#Imee

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

There’s a big difference between accidentally breaking wrong news and insisting that there are different versions of the truth in the form of “news.”

Peddling false news is not journalism. Making a mistake here and there based on INFOR CURRENT AVAILABLE to you IS journalism.

[@iamjet 💔💚 @urpoliticalchar]

Maria Ressa wrongly broke the news that the Resorts World Manila shooting was ISIS. It had caused unnecessary stress to people. Nobody held her accountable. Nobody reminded her of journalistic ethics. She was even canonized as the saint for journalism in the Philippines.

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

Translation: Will you vote for candidates who would like to follow international law and not leave the Philippines as a rogue state which does not abide by its international commitments?

[SMNI News @smninews]

Iboboto mo ba ang mga kandidatong pabor na maisuko sa ICC si former Pres. Rodrigo Duterte?

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

FACT CHECK: IT MATTERS.

We should not make it a point for the military to “intervene” when something we don’t like is happening, let alone perform a coup.

Kalalabasan nito para Thailand o Myanmar na laging nagkukudeta ang military kapag ayaw nila ng pamahalaang demokratiko.

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[Zᜁᜂ @Lan0601]

@dndphl Doesn't Matter! Naging kasangkapan parin kayo sa kidnapping!!! Klarong klaro sa hearing na nilabag ang batas mismo tapos nagpupumilit kayong lahat na mga involved namaghugas kamay? Yuck Kadiri kayo!!! Kakasuka kayong lahat!

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

At least tahimik ang Pilipinas 🙏🇵🇭

Sabi ng mga walang modo.

[ToniSpeakeasy 🇵🇭 @ToniSpeakEasy]

Broken society na ang Pilipinas

Salamat sa mga duterte at kanilang mga panatikong bulag

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

FACT CHECK: Kahit umiyak ng dugo si Marcos Jr., hindi maibabalik si Duterte sa Pilipinas ng walang pahintulot ng ICC.

[newdi kwatro @edz04]

@SenImeeMarcos ISA LANG TALAGA ANG PWEDE MONG MAGAWA SENADORA, ANG KUMBINSIHIN MAIGI ANG GOBYERNO NA I WITHDRAW ANG KASO SA ICC YUN LANG.

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

Cool ‘To members: “Deserve”

Cool ‘tong cool ‘to!

[ricci @ricci_richy]

Allegedly, it was because of his INC jokes

[Department of Information (PH) @doi_ph]

FACT CHECK: Kaka-rally lang namin kanina sa Iligan City. Parang may freedom of speech pa naman.

Kaka-speech lang din ni Bato nung jsang araw sa isang rally namin. Parang hindi naman jailed ang political opponents.