Sarah Carpenter

Fitness. Lawyer. All things Trump trolling

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@relations86 Thank you! This is more help than I have gotten in days of effort

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@AmericanAir also know that AA will involuntarily downgrade you so their flight attendant friends can sit in business class and will provide you zero compensation

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@relations86 I already gave AA my contact info. I called the platinum executive line and they said I have to wait for customer service to call me. I submitted an online form and asked customer service to call me days ago...still haven't received a call 🤷‍♀️

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@AmericanAir will not even take a phone call to discuss complaints and instead will engage in an endless loop of people who can do absolutely nothing for you even if you have the highest status you can get and are a credit card holder

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@AmericanAir doesn't take passenger medical conditions seriously. For those with DVTs know that they don't care and will maximize your discomfort and chances of getting DVTs

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@BriannaWu @JetBlue None. No amount of money can make commercial flight enjoyable .

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

Took a looooong mental health break from Twitter due to the last Trump presidency only to return to find more news about the next Trump presidency 🤮

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@SportsCenter THE Alabama-Auburn 2013 Kick Six

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

T Swift's #folklore is the soundtrack for #YOUSEASON3 . Change my mind.

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@ThisGuyGio In DC, we have 6 lane roundabouts.

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@ThisGuyGio @MooseThompson For most lawyers' billable hours, unlimited PTO is a myth because you can't actually take a vacation and meet hours, much less meet bonus requirements

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@KevLAbeast @CoInferno I watched some other people do this and they ate each bite in one minute instead of completing a bite and then waiting a minute. If this is rule compliant, this could cut the time of your challenge significantly. Round two?

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@DaveyLatelyNC ❤️ this so much. Do you ever wish we could separate the most beautiful beaches ever from hometown triggers?

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@DaveyLatelyNC I live in a "big city" - DC. My husband and I have spent the last 9 months in our apartment by ourselves, not seeing anyone, working from home. Meanwhile, back "home" they go to bars, restaurants, and the beach, which normally I would be all about. Not a "big city" issue likely

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@Dictionarycom I have a very strong opinion on the use of the word "irregardless"

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@JoyceWhiteVance Dumb, dumb, and dumber

[KD @notkdk3]

Good morning to everyone except the person who gave Nick Saban COVID

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@kanyewest Every artist huh? I thought you were going to return T Swift to her "masters"

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@DaveyLatelyNC Accurate

[Sarah Carpenter @doingmebetter]

@DaveyLatelyNC @TheRealBirddy 1. LA (Lower Alabama)
2. Central Florida Gainesville to St. Pete)
3. South Florida (Ft. Lauderdale and south)
4. The Atlantic Side