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two inch, stand on my money three inch

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@Tabaskolol you know I was contesting it before, but he really is the goat of the west

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@echotrx chill on the dabs man it’s the only way I can get high now

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I always knew I hated Renekton for some unspoken, slightly odorous reason

[Juche Roganite @kyonline22]

@jcrain1991 @herr_naphta I don’t like them either but I don’t feel the incessant need to prove it to everyone around me. Normal people don’t just start talking about doing violent things to people they hate. So please tell me, what compels you to do that?

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@gracecthdralprk Surely we can automate the wrangling of the Metal Rod of Blinding Hatred and Pain

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@LordFlab doesn’t even matter, he isn’t gonna win

total sally supremacy

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isn’t it neat we taught machines to write and post shit like this

[Agidyne @AgiDYNEISHYPE]

@ava_marie_v @anarchoboognish Bitch, you do not speak for me. I hope my rapist gets violently sodomized every hour on the hour for the rest of his life. I hate this corny performance so badly, you aren’t morally exceptional for defending your rapist’s bodily autonomy on Twitter, you fucking retard.

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Careful stav you’re gonna trigger them

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's just not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare, I don't think that's equivalent. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth

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Silver linings being what they are, at least I never have to fly to fucking Wisconsin ever again

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@TheScienceLoop tried to warn them and everything…

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@DivagoTM @lolhehehe He’s doing this but somehow you can still hear West Side Story-esque rhythmic snapping

[world’s #1 tomato larper 🍅🪶 @SquashFold]

The might be the best graph I’ve ever seen in my life

[daniel @luckyDogLane]

@sergnb2 @boygrrI They should have a critical thinking section on the driving exam to keep people as stupid as you off the road

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@2LDrPepper @pickleds0ck Three responses to the bottom of the conversation tree, you should spend more (any, I suppose) time reading books

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@2LDrPepper @pickleds0ck generationally chicken shit response

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@2LDrPepper @pickleds0ck It’s not a husky it’s a Samoyed you blithering idiod. And the impy is older than me, a loved one (got any) kept it around

Save the pageantry for someone who will get intimidated by it. 108 SE 71st Ave, Portland, OR, 97215

Come and see pussy boy :)

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@redfollowsred @CrazyWolfXxZ for your kind? Absolutely!

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@CollinsportME @LyssAnthrope “It’s a fact… uuh okay maybe it isn’t a fact” Brodie can you stop being a Giant Fucking Moron for a few seconds

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@nmilesof @ariadotwav You very obviously didn’t fatass, so what gives you the right to hold the opinion in the first place