MAKMENDE

I want the finer things and I hope you understand me

[Meat🇪🇸 @futuremswag]

My dad: Look at Yamal at 19
Me: Look at Messi at 41

[Cris @CrisLee99]

😳😂🤣🤣🤣

[Rolivhuwa 🫶🏾 @ReezaySA]

Just found out that the President of Nigeria is living in France (Not on a vacation) living there and is running the country Virtually 😭.

[MAKMENDE @doit_like_anini]

@wil_sonn1 Avoid boda babes at all costs haha

[Hilton @HiltonSvante]

The best thing about struggling on your own is when you come up you don't owe nobody shit..

[Savy @Savy4895]

“Mummy has already washed the plates”

[Karugah @userkarugah]

Nikama wanafanana wote😂

[Marketing and Comms @Jeanwandimi]

Also visa free for Kenyans.

Didn' t even spend 15 mins in immigration process when entering with my Kenyan passport. EU nationals walipanga line.

[MAKMENDE @doit_like_anini]

@werucome @IAMTHECECILE Ok🤣🤣

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

when a guy chooses women over his purpose he ends up with neither.

[EdlainesGrandson @fntcreedo]

Nobody clean they room faster den a nigga who think he finna get pussy

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

IF YOU'RE 27, 28, 29, 30, OR 31 AND
REBUILDING YOUR LIFE, START WITH THESE:

1. The Ghost Phase.

[MAKMENDE @doit_like_anini]

@EHuanglu Lol why's he even dancing at a fight

[Shllemy🍉 🎄 @Shllllemy]

Just got reminded that we as a society used make shit like these with zero ai involved

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Wait, so you all actually check out of hotels at the front desk? Am I the only one who just leaves?

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

Let your next birthday meet you in a better place mentally, physically, and emotionally. Amen

[🧚‍♀️ @kage_ndo]

Alfu hao immigrants walinunua IDs watatupata polling stations na watatuambia poa.

[MAKMENDE @doit_like_anini]

@JOHNtexx What happened?

[MAKMENDE @doit_like_anini]

@joellytottila Mlipata ile pesa?

[kamau @kamauisback]

Chakula ilikuwa inaenda kuungua gas ikaisha