Doctor Screwmsdtdve

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Throwaway Horn Account for a Coward
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[F.S.C. 🌸🔞 @Hahaitspptime]

Fem Jax but I gotta add angst #genitalcircus #funnybunny

[kingparked 🔞 @kingparked]

dogbrained with .@MikkoAD

[✨ᙖɾooƙᥱ tᖾᥱ Кɩt⳽ᥴᖾ ᙎɩtᥴᖾ✨ @Kitsch__Witch]

Flirting with a brat in dms versus once you actually meet up

[SisAdm!n 🔞 @SisterAdm1n]

We can't let bottoms develop a language, they will use it to communicate and unionize.

[Bluejay 🏳️‍⚧️ @hazzzzzyhazy]

i imagine they awakened something in that relationship that night and she probably fucked him so hard it broke his back permanently

[jax 🌸 @_jaxtaposition]

the horror whenever she realises that she has to say it in the white person way 😭

[Andres 🧢 @AndyX27_]

Nótese los 5 segundos dónde el halcón no puede dimensionar semejante estupidez

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

“finding out the expressive and gorgeous concept art is actually just an image from the final movie” is better than sex

[lux @paperssil]

this is killing me lmaoooo

[Jurism @juriloving]

Acquiring a fetish from someone else is so embarrassing because not only am I now turned on and fantasize about something I used to be normal about, or even averse to, but I also have to think about them every single time I indulge in it.

[Matt Braly @Radrappy]

HERE WE GO - I am very proud to announce that an animation studio based in Thailand has acquired the rights to my movie. They are called "The MONK Studios", are based in Bangkok, and are passionately pursuing a way to make this discarded film a reality.

[Kenny 💫 STEEL BALL RUN @Kennichijou]

You heard of straight-to-dvd and straight-to-streaming, now get ready for the first straight-to-bootleg movie ever

[🦝trash panda🏳️‍⚧️ @TrashPandaGirll]

Maybe it's my autism but I don't see sex as this sacred thing. If a friend wanted to fuck me I'd be down.

[ganii @gahhnie]

dude im fucking dead why does he look AND sound like saw gerrera in that andor scene

[strwbrry 🌸 @strwblitzy]

i have not done much with my life but someone got my stolas shitpost tattooed on their body permanently and like. i think that’s my legacy 😭

[Wordle-Chan (🏳️‍⚧️ Ignore the blue) @EarthAnd_TheSun]

First time I've seen a clean shark, no scars, no open wounds, not a chunk out of their bodies gone, just completely clean

[suri @suricidal]

i was born with a disease where if i don’t collect cute small things and display them in my room i die