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[Bananaliberationfederation @dokuseii]

Come play with me! https://t.co/hzgYxdzpsP #zombsio #zombsroyale

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Tweet. Just sayin

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? Wut .....

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@TheWidowmakerX @1071ShotsFired 💗

[ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ @TheWidowmakerX]

There's a certain poetic beauty in watching karma work its magic

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Even BATMAN has weighed in

[Bananaliberationfederation @dokuseii]

Happenchance?

Bull... You were standing there for an hour waiting.... That is why I am late....

[Ms Evilroyslade™️ @msevilroyslade]

Had thou not sexteth that skankerous ho,
On thy dicketh I mighteth chosen to blow.

~ Gentle rebuff for an unwanted suitor.

[Bananaliberationfederation @dokuseii]

@dadopotamus Yuss

[dan @dadopotamus]

8: What’s Twitter?

Me: Somewhere you go once all of your hopes and dreams are crushed.

8: I thought you said that’s what marriage is.

Me: Touché

[Bananaliberationfederation @dokuseii]

@SkinnieTalls Mayhaps spend the one lifetime to fill the void.

[🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz]

I feel that labeling someone a 'crazy cat lady' is harsh, unless of course it's in reference to their stuffed animal collection.

[ᏚᎢᎬᎬᏞ ™ @TheWidowmakerX]

We all have that one ex, where no matter what, we can't stop fantasizing about kicking their ass so hard it becomes their top hat

[Bananaliberationfederation @dokuseii]

"I grew up with a blind mother."
--overly pompus butterface

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