Soggy Dan

collection of deranged thoughts + shitposts

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

If your name is emma and you live in Wilmington, North Carolina #imonstandby

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

Kevin hart is such a loser that id die with a gun to my head getting asked who over half of his Dias is

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

Wonder how much kevin had to pay to get anyone above a C list celebrity

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

@chelseahandler you’re a fully grown adult wearing a push up that makes you look like a 15 year old getting there first VS bra

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

@FearedBuck Being blacklisted from shein would be more detrimental

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

@regina_hall if you can’t write your own jokes at least know how to read a teleprompter

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

Death of the author speed run

[Qing @QingBZ]

So we know that Ryu isn't from the Heian era but instead from the Edo period like Kashimo.

His hairstyle in the anime the "Pompadour" didnt exist yet so did he used to fire his Cursed Technique through that tiny thing or did he just Rei gun it like Yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho?

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

The cause of WW3 being an oompaloomla vs Keebler elves

[Tony Kinnett @TheTonus]

IRAN WAS BUT A DIVERSION.

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

@vinegarbinger @tokyogr00l You think they know tame impala is just one guy?

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

@roywoodjr The weeknd

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

I’ve come to the executive decision that there’s something in the air this year making everyone at least slightly lose their minds

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

Huge fan of find my friends #proudstalker

[GalaxyZeinzVA @GalaxyZeinz]

white boy . . . come back . . .

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

Missing Jeff Buckley rn

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

Ain’t never met a carbohydrate I didn’t like

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

Screaming and grunting since I’m home alone on the toilet

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

This pollen is NOT Rizz approved‼️🤧👎🏻

[Tyler @BalloonFlavour]

Not now kitten, daddy’s making a pros and cons list for being alive

[Soggy Dan @dolanloogie]

Just saw an orange bmw driving delivery for dominos. That pay check ain’t savin you from the repo man brother