Jill

[Buzz Crave @BuzzCrave_]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have left the U.S. for Israel to start their honeymoon.

[kenn @HelloKennedi]

Gal probably just thinks Jen is ugly which is hilarious because he’s ugly too.

[yas @adoomies3]

Movie night about to get uglier than Gal

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Ordered jeans three sizes bigger so they could be baggy and they’re too tight

[A @seattleiminyou]

Hate when I go to someone else’s house and there’s not a cat there. Why do you even have a house

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

They got milk at aldi that doesn’t go bad until 2030

[high maintenance, high value woman @fionaapplescock]

I have a great relationship with my best friend’s boyfriend

[yels⋆˚࿔ @1heartmyman]

i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go

[fruits @fru1tsofmylabor]

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk

[weather @dsxf234161]

rhode island is gone

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart

[mau @rllydu]

jake, jill, and hall

[grass @keepoffgrasss]

i feel like i sound like this when i talk sometimes

[Leanne 🤮 @shutupleanne]

i hope this email kills us both

[annie @sweetndpolite]

very good

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Trying to sell fruit on a 70mph highway

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

sat in the sunlight for 15 minutes and remembered i’m actually full of love also i should start several different projects and not finish them

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

i send crazy texts while drinking my morning coffee the way that people send drunk texts