The most enlightening thing to learn about bugs is that they can't molt without losing their wings permanently
So, most bugs spend 99% of their life and ecological impact as nymphs or larvae, and the winged forms we know them for are actually their "suicidal sex robot" phase
Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True
Bicycles are wondrously gentle and agile animals that can lift ten times their body weight and grieve their dead, but can be skittish when approached by those with impure hearts