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witchy nascar small town baby mama love interest

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ryliegh literally just gave me the Heimlich maneuver

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This morning I got stung by a bee in bed while having sex. A first!

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Love being in the backseat on a long drive listening to my friends talk and laugh and sing up front. I am their 8 year old son

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@hot_dogs666 🥰 I’m wet

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I have the urge to paint something rn but my high brain is being overtaken by the male gaze and all I can think to paint is a naked woman in a pool

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They have giant signs on 91 that say “HAPPY PRIDE…DON’T TEXT AND DRIVE” like ok don’t queerbait me at 80mph

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A baby saying hi to you can really turn your whole day around ❣️

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Just nap-dreamt that I was crawling through secret rooms/tiny doors in an old house with Aubrey plaza and there was doll furniture everywhere and little baby bunnies and mice sleeping in rows getting moldy like fruit. Also a weird menacing singer in basement

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Being in your twenties is wild bc one minute you’re crying in the shower about the passage of time and the pain of transformative change and the next you’re lying in bed buying crocs and sex toys online

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Habits (Stay High) by tove lo blasting in the silent doctors office waiting room at 8:38 am

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Turned 26 on the toilet 🥳

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My toxic trait is that sometimes jimmy fallon makes me laugh

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Apparently getting my tat by evil person removed would cost $3290 🫠 they told me to take out a loan lolll

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@zeekybaby Love to hear that

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Finally started meds for the first time ever 🥲 I’m a Lexa-hoe! I rly hope it helps me leave my house and see friends and feel like a bad bitch again. Feeling hopeful <3

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I love being big spoon but let’s be frank it’s an open invitation to being farted on all night. Not all heroes wear capes 🫡

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Finally cleaning my depression room and just screamed so loudly because the vacuum fell on me and I thought it was an intruder or ghost slapping my ass

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the iconic selena & demi vs. miley & mandy fight of 2008…i love history!

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@hot_dogs666 ❤️

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Tonight my mom said “Christmas is really all about birth…Christmas IS birth”

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Got drunk last night and I’m having all these vague flashbacks of nellie feeding me Gatorade and magnesium and zinc with my snacks before bed then sprinkling salt in my water and directly into my mouth <3 gay health goth bestie hours