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[HOK @dollypizzle007]

@the_beardedsina I’ve tasted Ozzy bread in ajah, Diadem bread in ijebu ode 😋

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Top Reasons Why Women End Relationships (1900–2026)

#1 is probably never getting toppled but it’s quite interesting to see how many leave their marriages due to “no emotional support”.

[HOK @dollypizzle007]

@RidwanuLlah International Oil Magnate 😂😂😂

[HOK @dollypizzle007]

@Lexybabs Omo

[HOK @dollypizzle007]

@Lexybabs Exactly, the one I paid to lagos state govt sometimes last year wasn’t like this, it was emailed and the account I paid to was lagos state something

[HOK @dollypizzle007]

@Lexybabs Yeah, I can see that. These people are just rampant now.

[Sammy Desh @Deshysmalls]

Bokku sells bread for ₦1,100, some people go into Bokku, buy in bulk, & sell on the street for as much as ₦1,700.

Consumers like me buy for ₦1,700 cos Bokku is far from me. Now that i have a Bokku store near me, i buy bread for ₦1,100, but middleman is crying & angry at Bokku because i now have a cheaper alternative.

[LEGENDARY J.O.E @LegendaryJoe]

WHY YOU SHOULD HOLD YOUR GOVERNORS ACCOUNTABLE

Under the current constitutionally approved Vertical Revenue Allocation Formula (VRAF) used by the Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC), federally collected revenues are shared as follows:

Federal Government: 52.68%

State Governments: 26.72%

Local Governments: 20.60%

IN PRACTICAL TERMS:

For every ₦100 that enters the Federation Account:

Federal Government receives: ₦52.68

All 36 States collectively receive: ₦26.72

All 774 Local Governments collectively receive: ₦20.60

When you combine the fortunes of the states and local governments, the subnational authorities collectively control a staggering treasury:

States: 26.72%
Local Governments: 20.60%
Combined subnational share: 47.32%

This is only marginally lesser than the lion's share of the Federal Government, which sits at 52.68%.

If this national enterprise were a private corporation, do you honestly believe partners who jointly pocket 47.32% of the company's profit should not also share 47.32% of the burdens, responsibilities and losses?

So when we say hold your Governors and Local Government Chairmen accountable, this is what we mean. It is not propaganda. It is not partisanship. It is not an attempt to absolve the Federal Government of its obligations.

It is an educated, informed and enlightened demand driven by civic literacy.

IT DOES NOT END THERE FOLKS:

When you look closer, the plot thickens. The FAAC allocations are not woven from statutory revenue alone. When other financial streams flow into the mix, it makes the share going to subnational governments far more handsome than the constitution contemplated, while systematically shrinking the Federal Government's slice of the pie.

​You must cast your eyes on the Value Added Tax (VAT) revenue - which under the latest tax reforms heavily favors the states over the central government - alongside electronic money transfer levies, and the lucrative 13% derivation fund reserved for oil-producing states. The subnationals are swimming in deeper waters than you think.

SPECIFIC EXAMPLE:

In the month of May, 2026 alone, actual FAAC disbursement stood at N2.3trillion:

Federal: N818.68 Billion (35.6%)
State: N759.14 Billion (33.0%)
LG: N534.28 Billion (23.2%)
Derivation Fund: N188.13 Billion (8.2%)

Look at the numbers closely. The federal monopoly is dissolving.

The Federal Government's actual share was only 35.6%, while States, Local Governments and Derivation Funds collectively controlled a whopping 64.4%.

In simple English, nearly two-thirds of the national cake ended up outside Abuja.

What was it that was said in Spiderman again?

"With great powers come greater responsibilities."

The States are swallowing far larger resources than they ever did under previous administrations; it is only a matter of basic logic that they must shoulder far greater responsibilities than they ever have. It's common sense.

You cannot collect more money and claim less responsibility.

You cannot demand the harvest while refusing to account for the seeds.

And you cannot keep looking towards Abuja when most of the money has already left Abuja.

Accountability, like charity, begins at home.

Hope I made sense?

Good Evening Severally.

[HOK @dollypizzle007]

@imole__olorun Don’t worry, you will only see light once in 6 months 😂

[Papa Amari @dagizzl]

Chelsea admin posted this on their official handle and called it a "Terrific goal" the player left the pitch in an ambulance.
God go punish Chelsea fans wey de cry about Sunday!

[HOK @dollypizzle007]

@Lexybabs Same here 😂

[HOK @dollypizzle007]

@Lexybabs Now now
In 36 secs

[Gabriel Martinelli @gabimartinelli]

Once a Gunner, always a Gunner ❤️

[HOK @dollypizzle007]

@Cyberjoe19 I was wondering
How come a marked game turned to void
@SportyBetNG

[HOK @dollypizzle007]

@Cyberjoe19 @SportyBetNG @SportyBetNG @SportyBet

[HOK @dollypizzle007]

@sportxanalytics @ypeenba

[HOK @dollypizzle007]

@Lexybabs Yes, all the goals came in the first half

[HOK @dollypizzle007]

@Lexybabs Gabriel Jesus is anything you want him to be 😂

[HOK @dollypizzle007]

@Lexybabs He lit up the dressing room, and yes, we treat him well 😂 That guy is in his prime o