Karen

Mother, wife, funny lesbian type, runner, and a number cruncher that can code like a boss Lost Girl, Orphan Black @ deleter

[Karen @dollywhacker]

@goldshellminer do you add boxes at the same time every day? Or is random?

[Karen @dollywhacker]

My 9yo: What do you think
@realDonaldTrump is doing right now?

Me: Peeing himself.

9 yo: Or calling hookers to do it for him.

[Karen @dollywhacker]

@LauraD972342 @jeffs12inches @maddow *our

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@tweetmommybop @FLOTUS

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@ABCPolitics #typhoidtrump

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@CNNPolitics #typhoidtrump

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@realDonaldTrump #typhoidtrump

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@realDonaldTrump #typhoidtrump demanding he be allowed to go home and continue his infection campaign.

[Karen @dollywhacker]

@realDonaldTrump Don’t worry, people are looking at Portland and they are outraged. “Unimaginably bad things” are happening on your order. History will not be kind to you.

[Karen @dollywhacker]

Imagine your masculinity being so fragile, you felt threatened by a piece of cloth.

[Karen @dollywhacker]

@realDonaldTrump The Governors look good because they stepped in to try and bridge the absolute black hole of a void created by your inability to lead. They stepped up and are working to create a piecemeal workaround because you and your team are either incapable, or won’t.

[Karen @dollywhacker]

@Photosbyyvonnie @monozetta @right2bleft @eugenegu @realDonaldTrump Ok, not everyone is young, and many are immunocompromised. Your argument is like saying if some people are capable of doing advanced math everyone should be able to. If it is too dangerous for some to go to school, I’m sure they will continue to study from home. Choices.

[Karen @dollywhacker]

One Direction Carpool Karaoke https://t.co/UAczEhvyiH

[Karen @dollywhacker]

Little Cello Wars (Star Wars Parody) Lightsaber Duel - ThePianoGuys Fans https://t.co/EEznyw94AJ

[Karen @dollywhacker]

The hardest part of being a parent is leaving the jacuzzi to go to the cold pool.

[Karen @dollywhacker]

My favorite ride at #Disneyland so far was the one where the shuttle bus driver was making sound effects and pretending to hit pedestrians

[Karen @dollywhacker]

I just teared up for the second time watching Karate Kid. The Jaden Smith version. I'm assuming chocolate will be required soon.

[Karen @dollywhacker]

@mypoeticdevice haha! The best!

[Karen @dollywhacker]

5: Mommy, I set the table, and I poured you some wine!

Me: I don't think we have any wine

5: We do I found it!

[Karen @dollywhacker]

Apparently being a mom means having multiple contacts that look like

First Name: Tom 7 Brown hair SBPark

Last Name: Mom name- Cindy