Dolphin Diver

I come up for air occasionally but would rather stay underwater.

[Dolphin Diver @dolphindiver]

Yes this!

[CrackBerry Kevin @crackberrykevin]

Just published a Manifesto with the aim of bringing @BlackBerry Phones back!! Hit the @CrackBerry link for the full story then jump over to sign the petition.

Thanks and Spread the word!! Keep BBelieving!

https://t.co/QedZHVlwRf

[Dolphin Diver @dolphindiver]

@crackberrykevin @BlackBerry @CrackBerry The BlackBerry Classic was my favourite ever phone. I'd love to see a BB again with a proper keyboard. I'd be so much quicker and more accurate typing.

[Dolphin Diver @dolphindiver]

Great news

[Captain Paul Watson Foundation 🐋🏴‍☠️ @CaptPaulWatson]

🚨INTERPOL RED NOTICE CANCELLED!!

The Japanese whalers have been after me for 14 years ever since I was first detained in Frankfurt, Germany in May 2012.

It has been an incredible pursuit by a very powerful nation using unlimited resources but finally I am free

[Dolphin Diver @dolphindiver]

@paul1964Jam Still use it

[Dolphin Diver @dolphindiver]

@drhingram My grandma made to to 105band she swore by having a glass of dry sherry before lunch every day.

[Dolphin Diver @dolphindiver]

Yes, this!

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

BBC 6 Music has been playing nothing but fucking Oasis all fucking day.
And so it fucking begins. Somebody wake me when the tedious fuckers split up again.

[Dolphin Diver @dolphindiver]

@MartinKnight_ I found £13 in the street, I had to take that to the police station. I had to wait a month, but I got it back and bought a digital watch with it. That's how old I am :)

[Bookaholic Bex @BexBookaholic]

If this doesn't have "reading retreat" written all over it, I dont know what does. Shall we have a whip round?
https://t.co/locmEldLvJ

[TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 6x💉 @BettinaSRoss1]

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos' wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

[Jenny Grant @SilenceInPolish]

I can only imagine those suggesting women are inherently peace-loving have never had a senior female manager

[Dolphin Diver @dolphindiver]

@IronMaiden What's the safest place to resell? I can't get to London now :(

[Alfie Moore - Comedy @alfiemoore]

Today's news:
Trump: 'We've obliterated Iran's nuclear facilities'
Iran: 'No you haven't'
Zelensky: 'What about us?'
Netanyahu: 'My mate Donny's soo strong'
Pakistan: 'Donald T is like the new Gandhi'
Gaza: 'Can we have some food please?'
Starmer: 'Can't we just all be friends?'

[Dolphin Diver @dolphindiver]

@FishwickDavid Peas should be in a separate pot in the side, otherwise it looks smashing :)

[BBC Press Office @bbcpress]

Very strong news.

The BBC’s former Head of Values Ian Fletcher has been appointed to an exciting new role as Director of Integrity for an upcoming global football tournament.

Learn more ➡️ https://t.co/dVb8sazjSI

[Dolphin Diver @dolphindiver]

This! Especially the 5th point. Drives me nuts.

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

Make books great again. 🙌

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Guess what happens when you mess with a retired audit partner at PWC?

You get your ass handed to you on a plate, wouldn't that be right @YorkshireWater.

All hail Stanley Root ladies and gentlemen. 👏👏👏

[Daragh Carville @daraghcarville]

On the Eurostar. They actually make an announcement saying that anyone watching videos, listening to music etc on phones or laptops MUST wear headphones to avoid bothering other passengers. They should do this on every train!

[Graeme Peacock @GraemePeacock1]

Let’s hear it for @networkrail. Ripping out 25x mature trees on Ryton Willows LNR in Gateshead in the middle of the nesting season We have Tawnies & Buzzards & more raising young in there. They don’t give a *>?k about wildlife do they? @gateshead @Natures_Voice @BBCNEandCumbria

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

I would subscribe to their podcast.