Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo
I don't give a fuck, CJ2K was that nigga. I think I may leave work, I cannot do my job in this mindset.
I feel like that nigga was my brother. This some straight bullshit and somebody needs to fix it 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Can you imagine having a really hot wife and a 3 yr old baby together and you all go out to dinner together on sunday night and afterwards you get ice cream, tuck your baby into bed and realize how good your life is?
Yeah me neither. Chicken tenders
To do list…
1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in Mayo jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire 2 private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Wear a shirt that says “Life” Stand on corner and hand out lemons.
4. Run into a store and ask, “What year is it?” When someone answers, yell “IT WORKED” and run out cheering.
5. Follow around joggers blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.