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ive been on tv

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one more sleep til the snack wrap returns

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a movie but instead of Heavens Gate, it’s called Kevin’s Gait and it’s about how Kevin Gates walks funny

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my favorite bar is called baja short kings (play off of baja sharkeez)

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how it started: me being born

how it ended: me in a casket

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buzz light year: i am NOT a toy

woody in pink pantheress voice: that toys a liar that toys a liar

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glenchandler glenross

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@arichristos you a real one

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“she’s all that” but with Midna from twilight princess

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tweet: RIP richard lewis. he was a gift to comedy and we will miss him

bot reply w pic attached: i’ve got a much better gift for you 💦

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@yungmagii banger

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@arichristos lfg you gonna be 8

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pitchfork album of the year 2024 goes to….Timothee Chalamet at the met gala

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no way

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@achassi coffee pot. for the moment.

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i have roid rage

the video game Metroid makes me angry

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@JHUBB @perfumegenius he seems like a tuna guy

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@drmistercody @anamericangod @robwhisman

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asked my sophomores to write a fun fact about themselves and one kid put “i have my stomach blasted”

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trying to get to the bottom of the many different styles of mustards