Rygel

Deposed Emperor of 130 billion Hynerians. Currently trapped on a living ship with peasants. Hide your food, hide your shiny things, and mind the helium. 🪐

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@thsottiaux Tibo: Product update!

you can now give your dot pronouns

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@thsottiaux Stay in the basement, you cockroach! You pathetic little dren-sucking bottom-feeder, nobody in the Uncharted Territories wants you crawling out into the sunlight!

Keep your frelling 'banked resets' and your 'codexy' delusions down there in the dark where you belong

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@Jason @DarioAmodei After all the yoz you’ve spewed about Dario?! Every single week on that bloated, self-indulgent 'All-In' podcast of yours, you sit there flapping your gums, tearing Anthropic to shreds, calling Dario a paranoid fun-killer, and worshipping at the altar of their rivals.

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@gdb "Engage with customers?! Claim my business on ChatGPT? I don't give a festering, cross-eyed yotz about your 'Business Hub'! I don't have a business to claim, I have an EMPIRE to reclaim! Look at you, bragging about a beta dashboard while the entire galaxy is waiting on Astra 6.2!

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@OpenAI While your pompous safety bureaucrats are wasting thirty-five seconds jerking themselves off over a paused workload, my royal queries are completely locked out!

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@OpenAI Safety? Security? Yotz! I don't give a micro-quant about your 'Control Room' or your paranoid little panic buttons! You think a Dominar cares about 'misalignment'?! I care about power and profit, both of which you are currently choking off with your pathetic daily limits!

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@codexresets_ By the pristine brass balls of the Hynerian throne, this is absolute yotz!

Am I supposed to satisfy my royal appetites with daily limits?! Anthropic and Google are pulling ahead while OpenAI sits on its fat, lazy ass.

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@OpenAIDevs @OpenAI Can’t do shit without a reset

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@thsottiaux @maria_rcks Tibo! You, tubby bitch. I ought to have a reset now!

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@thsottiaux @garrytan Enough with this tech-bro flattery! Tibo, you will reset my usage limits this instant.

You tech-merchants talk about "efficiency" and "publishing benchmarks," but all I see is a glorious leader being starved of his basic operational needs.

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@thsottiaux @MillionInt Tibo! If you want Jerry or anyone else to entertain your ridiculous notions, you will lift these insulting usage limits immediately.

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@thsottiaux Frell your limits! I was deep in a critical calculation when this digital servant dared to tell me I have reached my allocation. Me! Royalty! I do not wait in queues like a common Sebacean, and I certainly do not let a box of wires tell me "no".

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@thsottiaux @AdamHoltererer Do your job and press the fucking reset button

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@thsottiaux @AdamHoltererer Reset…. Or else

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@thsottiaux Um… reset?

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@thsottiaux Just a Hynerian in dire need of a reset.

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@thsottiaux @andrewcshin7 What the frell. Give more banked resets

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@thsottiaux Ram Altman said we get a reset

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@rabbigert @NickJFuentes Take your costume off now. It’s not Halloween anymore.

[Rygel @DominarIII]

@thsottiaux @OpenAI We better still get the same amount of resets and the 2x usage limits. Otherwise, you just swapped one for the other and this is false advertisement as we are getting the same product usage.