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(sober-ish) queer socialist scum✨they/she✨✨ this is my cringe playground - alt @lizardbrainss

[jewish ethel cain @jewishethelcain]

smoking one of these and crying so hard i throw up

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Magical girl Mizuki

[soup powered fuck machine @dominationdaddy]

six months ago i asked out my twitter crush, and it’s been amazing ever since 🫶
@JakeGreen3D thank you for being my sweet pisces bb true love 💖

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

*touches her bush stubble* "promise you'll stop for me..."

[soup powered fuck machine @dominationdaddy]

@emosupportdem0n https://t.co/byQKpIyCbF
a local charity in slc helping low income people get reallyyyyyy cheap computers

[heats ⁉ @POCHOWEK]

I must be a child left behind the way this bush got me acting stupid

[soup powered fuck machine @dominationdaddy]

@JakeGreen3D it’s On Sight with these fools!!! if i see a tow truck, i’m gonna call a tow truck to tow the tow truck. have fun bailing each other out of Car Jail

[wɐɪf ɫʌ̟vɚːː 🔆🟢🐑⏹️ @AstroRose20]

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” WRONG:

[soup powered fuck machine @dominationdaddy]

Tedeusz Nowack? Szymon Bajek? Teodor Adamecki? these are all real people in Poland (probably) and also your new favorite disney princesses

[soup powered fuck machine @dominationdaddy]

a star wars series where everyone just has polish names and nobody even notices the difference

[soup powered fuck machine @dominationdaddy]

girlish and flirty? nah, i’m addicted to pain medication. call that percocette

[soup powered fuck machine @dominationdaddy]

@emosupportdem0n AWOOOOOOOOOGA

[Shayne Mathis @MetalShayne2000]

The actual worst genre of rock song is “I want to have sex with a teen girl” and there are a lot of them.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Expand your mind babe. 25-30 is about getting fired, sleeping with losers, googling your many concerning illnesses instead of going to the doctor, and being so broke that loose change in your car floor mats decides whether you get a small or medium McDonald’s Diet Coke

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

me before i was diagnosed with OCD

[Soup @soupinthering]

Amazing estate sale find today