Dominika Smarz

In pursuit of happiness

[Dominika Smarz @DomSmarz]

@StTropezTan why is your self tanning mousse only mousse for a few uses and then turns into brown liquid, thus no longer serving its purpose as a tanning mousse? 🫠

[Dominika Smarz @DomSmarz]

What is up with @ChipotleTweets ‘s customer service?! How do you cancel my order AFTER it’s expected delivery time, NOT refund me, and pepper keeps saying “sorry can’t help, reach back out if you ever need help again”. Where is the email address/live person option?! 🤬

[Dominika Smarz @DomSmarz]

@djbandcamp play pepas by Farruko

[Dominika Smarz @DomSmarz]

The budget for that #oatly commercial was a whole $5 😭 #Superbowl

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

Not kewl ladies

[Glamour @glamourmag]

Mentally, we’re all here. #Debates2020

[Dominika Smarz @DomSmarz]

@iHome why won’t my phone connect to my speakers but other phones will?! 😭

[Dominika Smarz @DomSmarz]

@Uber_Support added a promo code to my account prior to my ride and it never went through 🤔 how can I get that fixed?

[Dominika Smarz @DomSmarz]

@KARAss_me 😂😂😂

[Dominika Smarz @DomSmarz]

At a restaurant where the male line is longer than the female, and a male just emerged from the female bathroom. ??????? WUT

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Tonight, we're celebrating the 150th anniversary of the first college football game played by @Princeton & @RutgersU with lights split between Princeton's orange (east/west) and Rutgers' red (north/south)! 🏈#CFB150 #MakeHi2t0ry

[🄼🄰🅽 🅾🅵 🄼🄰🆈🅷🅴🅼™ @fabiangib]

At 89 years of age, this cyclist is an inspiration. Age is just a number. 🚴🏻‍♂️

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

Breaking news ❄️

[Dominika Smarz @DomSmarz]

Is there anything more frustrating than contacting a company with a problem for them to tell you to contact another company— only to be told that you have to contact the original company? @UPS and @VZWSupport , do better.

[Dominika Smarz @DomSmarz]

God damn young Arod 😍

[E! News @enews]

Never stop dreaming! 20 years ago Alex Rodriguez said his dream date was Jennifer Lopez and now he's marrying her. (🎥: MLB Network)

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

HBD 2 Da Hubz

[Maria @maariarose]

My dad makes fun of my mom for having too many lunch boxes. One more came in the mail today so the family groupchat recieved this video from my father:

[Dominika Smarz @DomSmarz]

@blancas_DSSE @DSShook_ES @SocorroISD @anndilv 😭😭😭

[Dominika Smarz @DomSmarz]

@loraroze Not anymore! Haha apparently people made such a big deal about it they said nevermind 😂

[Dominika Smarz @DomSmarz]

Two people talking about their kids don’t even listen to what the other one is saying, they just wait for their turn to brag about their kid again 😂