Maria

West Virginia University ❁

[Maria @maariarose]

My dad makes fun of my mom for having too many lunch boxes. One more came in the mail today so the family groupchat recieved this video from my father:

[Maria @maariarose]

@JoeMamasMotown @Liquidaband @JessicaGeczo @kendralee_12 @KristinaMatassa were coming back to destroy the town

[Joe Mama's @JoeMamasMotown]

Ultimate Homecoming flex is jumping the enormous line with weekend VIP passes. Free cover, skip the line privileges and a free shirt. RT and tag a fellow hooligan for a chance at 6 VIP passes to see @Liquidaband. Winner(s) picked Friday at 5pm. Must be following to win.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

"are you ok?" no my stomach always hurts

[Maria @maariarose]

@callenfornia___ This is so awesome!!! Congrats girl you deserve all this and more

[J @JVCKJ]

I can’t trust a person who denies a tequila shot...

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

i am so full of love. and anger. like a lava lamp

[James Parker @panoparker]

Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain

[henry ;) @Henryyyyg]

this video lives rent free in my head https://t.co/P5gPCkje41

[haylee crum @hayleeecrum]

ladies in Morgantown just be aware of your surroundings ‼️

[🦋 @unabIez]

MATURITY IS A MINDSET, NOT AGE.

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

“Hope this email finds you well”

where the email finds me:

[_thearny @_thearny]

me: no one hangs out with me

someone: let's hang out

me:

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

Nothing does it like a bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel when you wake up hungover

[erika⚡️ @erikalynnward]

I texted him 56 minutes ago, he tweeted 16 minutes ago
56-16=4dastreets

[y @y11xh]

“bro” has no gender

[Rink @stinkyrink]

It's gotta feel insanely good to be a cow and let out a huge moo

[chad @badboychadhoy]

men will use 3-in-1 shampoo from the ages of 13-25 and wonder why they’re balding