Just in: Oklahoma City Thunder All-Defensive guard Cason Wallace has agreed to a five-year, $139 million rookie-scale contract extension, agents Jeff Schwartz, Max Lipsett and Marcus Monk of Excel Sports Management tell ESPN.
First it was Gary fault... then Sonny... then Happ.. then Ottozero... then Gallo... then Gleyber... then McBad, Jazz and Grisham
And in 2027 it'll be Heliot Ramos and Zack Neto's fault
Maybe..... just maybe... it's Cashman... it's always been Cashman
The year is 2040. 64 teams make the CFP. The entire SEC gets an autobid. The committee leaves out 12-1 JMU for 4-8 Purdue. You cant complain cause Flock owns everything. Notre Dame misses the playoffs and opts to not play in the Palantir Bowl sponsored by Kalshi. Life is good.
Derek Jeter and Don Mattingly met with Jazz Chisholm Jr on multiple occasions when he was with the Marlins and begged him to get his head straight, per @RandyJMiller
“You have superstar talent. You have to get your head right. You have to focus. You have to make this a priority.”
The Yankees were aware of this when they traded for Jazz but they thought that a clubhouse filled with veterans like Aaron Judge, Cody Bellinger and Gerrit Cole could get through to him
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BREAKING: Young Americans are falling further behind.
Change in median net worth by age since 2022, per the Federal Reserve:
75 and older: +37%
65–74: -4%
55–64: +3%
45–54: -6%
35–44: +5%
Under 35: -23%
The youngest households saw the biggest drop of any group, while the oldest saw the biggest gain
Drop whatever you're doing, folks
We're kicking off this Chaos Tuesday™ with a new bracket of the most embarrassing Yankees moments of the Aaron Boone era. There are 32 embarrassments coming from across 4 regions: October Nightmares, Boone's Brain, The Front Office, and Other Insanity That Sounds Made Up.
Be sure to vote early and often as we narrow things down to identify the single greatest embarrassment of the Boone era! We may not have the ALCS or the World Series this year, but at least we'll always have Chaos Tuesday. (First-round polls are in the replies below.)