Donair Poutine

I'm not a bot, I just think I'm finally going to delete Twitter for good every six months.

[Donair Poutine @donairpoutine_]

@IanFisher_me @Scribulatora So you were doing some stupid intolerant racist shit and someone called you a stupid intolerant racist and you're playing the victim. I'm shocked sir. Shocked.

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@mattgurney @MichaelKempa1 The purpose of social media is to make everyone as happy as the least happy person on the internet

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@IsabellaMDeLuca Imagine being a grown ass woman needing permission from anyone to do anything.

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@reconnxx @Lets_Play_MEOW @JoaniSparkles If anyone would put "You can't arrest everybody" to the test, it would be Russia

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@n3liason @eyeslasho Yep, just passing through for the majority of their life

[Sisu van Hellberta @sisuvanhell]

The kids at the "Save the Children" convoy commune near Ottawa are having a great time. After having their mouths taped shut for a while they got to hang out at the open air "Kids Station & Signs Poster." So educational. Unlike, say, actually going to school. #savetheconvoykids

[Donair Poutine @donairpoutine_]

@GatitaKicksAss @kdnerak33 Having been in human communities.

Spoiler alert: Parents like to complain.

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@kdnerak33 @theliamnissan SoUnDs LiKe SoCiAlIsM!!

[Donair Poutine @donairpoutine_]

@DiedSuddenly_ You've been conned

[Sam McKee @SamAMcKee]

It really sucks that every amazing play Willie makes this year will be measured against a contract. What an awesome league! Your billion dollar franchise develops a stud and you have to let him go for nothing because of an arbitrary number to keep the Coyotes competitive! Sick!

[Donair Poutine @donairpoutine_]

@MichelleLA1981 @ephenas They asked the taxpayers. We thankfully elected a government that doesn't listen to rage baited bigots with a 7th grade education

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Deion Sanders stops by the Update desk. #SNLPremiere

[Andy Kroll @AndyKroll]

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