Doncelotti, PhD

I love Cal sports, blondes, denogginizers, and Carlo Ancelotti.

[The Bear Necessities @justthebears]

What if I told you some of Jaron Keawe Sagapolutele's best throws aren't on any highlight reel?

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

@DonaldClunks “you guys”

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

Is this even a question @JuwonBalboa

[SleeperCFB @SleeperCFB]

What sophomore QB would you rather have? 🤔

Underwood:
2,428 Pass Yds
60.3 cmp%
17 total TD, 9 INT

JKS:
3,454 Pass Yds
64% cmp%
22 total TD, 9 INT

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

Finally 🙏

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Juventus are set to part ways with CEO Damien Comolli with changes expected to follow imminently.

New revolution at the club following tense weeks internally.

🎥⚪️⚫️ https://t.co/4adaRBCDZx

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

@joinshift Shift

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

This shit makes me so mad. Italy in 2006 and Spain in 2010 both won only conceding 2 goals. Not to mention at least one of these teams will get eliminated early without conceding 5 #NoBallKnowledge

[LOAP | Betting Punter | @LOAPbettingPU]

How on earth are they giving 94/1 odds for this?👀

Spain, Germany, England, USA, Netherlands, France, Argentina, Brazil & Scotland all to concede 5+ goals across the tournament.

These are the type of bets that actually look so easy in a World Cup.

This looks like easy cash 💰

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

@TomeiTyler Denver Nuggets Jeans

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

Someone tell my Michigan boy (just graduated, congrats lil bro) that JKS is better than Bum Underdick

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

@GumboCoys Cannot be assed to read that essay. Just say you’re mad lil bro 😹

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

Cal football is going to win the ACC. UCL final is an Arsenal hate watch. I’m drinking beer with my boys. #BigThree #DontLetMeGetHot

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

@WakeandJakeCFB @WCCSG_ Absolute ball knower

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

DAI DAI AMES

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

@goobercock Holy shit #GoBears

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

FIRE HIM PLEASE GET HIM OUT OF BERKELEY BAN HIM FROM THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA DEPORT HIM PLEASE

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

@nickbateman33 Stojakovic is buns lmao

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

@JML_ACC @CalFootball Too bad he’s cheeks 😭

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

@RedditCFB Not a rough look at all. They gave a Juco kid the opportunity to get one of the best degrees in the world and then made a business decision. Not all walkons make it. Plus Cal is a great program for walkons, just ask Jack Endries and Trond Grizzell

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

Shotgunning in a bar. Hell yeah dude you’re so ferdddd 🤙🤙🤙 #nuke

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

@TomeiTyler I just graduated man 😅

[Doncelotti, PhD @doncelotti_]

I mean are we serious #shrink