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TO HONOR THE ETHOS OF THE ONCE AND (HOPEFULLY) FUTURE TWITTER, AND TO DISHONOR THE MOCKERY BESTOWED UPON TWITTER BY ITS NEW OWNER, I AM SUSPENDING FURTHER TWITTER ACTIVITY SO AS NOT TO SUPPORT ITS CURRENT LACK OF RESPONSIBILITY.

& to free up time for alternate social media sites

[Name @donchesebro]

https://t.co/sytiv1WDrX

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At 4pm CDT on July 18, 2023, this tweet was retweeted by its original author.

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whew! it's as hot as the 4th of July today!

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@ESPNMadison @culvers @isthmusbowl @UWRFFootball @washufootball @_JesseNelson @MikePodoll Great call, guys! Exciting game.

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@jonalft @bjohnson613 Correct answer: any band. #LiveMusicRules

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In case Twitter doesn't make it to the 10th Anniversary of the punniest non-celebrity reply to a celebrity observational humor tweet...

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@DanRShafer

[Name @donchesebro]

@NetworkTrivia Twitter: I'm not dead yet!
Public: Hey, it says it's not dead.
Experts: Yes it is.
Twitter: I'm not.
Public: It isn't.
Experts: Well, it will be soon. It's very ill.
Twitter: I'm getting better.
Experts: No you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Twitter: I feel happy! BAM!

[Name @donchesebro]

Fun Fact: the majority of facts checked by fact checkers turn out to NOT be facts. Thus, use of the phrase "fact checkers" is rated Mostly False.

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@LATimesTVLloyd @WesleyStace With the immense profits, you can invest in a rural motel and call it Wesley Stace's Cabin of Wonders.

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@patkreitlow @news8news This just in...

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@NetworkTrivia The real suspense is whether they fumble their guns or just run out of bullets.

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@johnroderick Because there's no commons (at least not like there used to be).

[Name @donchesebro]

Thanks for accepting my thanks.

[Name @donchesebro]

@FrankConniff She didn't just "break" it [spoiler alert], she climbed through it to visit our "real" world. Genius.

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THIS ACCOUNT HAS GONE 0⃣ DAYS WITHOUT A LAME TWEET

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@JeffRougvie I predict someday "AI" will mean Alternate Intelligence.

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@stevesuehring @nchsoftware Maybe it's a hot key for playing a random Smashing Pumpkins song.

[Name @donchesebro]

@KeeganWest_ That's a Luke Skywalker being told Vader is his father "no" for me. Noooooooooo!

[Name @donchesebro]

Some Self-Help-Saturday Tips:
1) Always be true to yourself.
2) Do not lie to yourself...ever.
3) Avoid deceiving yourself.
4) Honesty is best for your self.
5) Always remember your real self.
6) Never forget who you really are...ever.
7) Don't make redundant inspirational lists.