Donkey Kong Getting in a Fatal Car Accident

donkey kong got cancer and AIDS 3 days after diddy died in a house fire

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donkey kong couldn’t get out of bed from severe depression for 4 years straight and they had to give him food in bed and carry him into the shower while he was uncontrollably sobbing because he wanted to die so badly and was overwhelmed with pure hopelessness on a daily basis until he finally stopped being a pussy and shot himself in the head

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@Sky6Of @BackpirchCrew they should have included the same warning for the opening cutscene in Overwatch

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@LostMemeArchive honestly yeah he’s got a point ngl

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@wuoxen I love banning mag my favorite part is imagining the sweaty mag main on the other team hovering over his banned character taking forever to figure out who else to play

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@petergietl Nixon over Lincoln lol

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@neo_jpeg I love the Jeff rework

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@stats_feed Switzerland ez

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@FuckedUpYogis it’s too easy to get laid in nyc

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@Neo_3567 you’re probably trying to do too much

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@BNODesk deserved

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@tipimon I play the donkey kong victory theme every time I have sex with a girl and am gleefully driving home

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@DemonFramed man I feel this

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@eveningxbt pussy, do it again

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@bakuttos @maycwn @KitasanMR no 💙🦈

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@OMGItsSwoosh_ average GM tank gameplay

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@bakuttos @maycwn @KitasanMR nobody wanna play against bots bro

everyone has their reason for booting up ranked and not everyone is obsessed with winning by picking good characters

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@maycwn @KitasanMR No, I’m gonna queue up to have fun

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@RivalsData Once you play Jeff you realize that there are no other characters in the game

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@uncuervo82 no :/

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donkey kong started applying to jobs on indeed for 5 minutes before picking up a gun and shooting himself in the head

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@Kotaeria @MarvelRivals well I mean yeah