Don Foster

Writer and cereal connoisseur. Stories appearing in @arcadialitmag, @cooperstreet, @99pinestreet, @easystreetmag and elsewhere.

[Don Foster @donleefoster]

@Victoria00025 No

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@Victoria00025 No

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@ValentinaForUSA No

[Don Foster @donleefoster]

Got a new story in Tension Literary. You can check it out at https://t.co/cS2qnkW9D7

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RFK Jr's poetry has left a bad taste in my mouth.

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@rustyrockets Does anyone remember when this guy was a comedian? He wasn't funny then, either.

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@StandUpForFact There's a lot of climate change happening inside his brain because that motherfucker is fried.

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@TaraBull There's a joke in here, but it's too messed up to say aloud.

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@KyleLeeWriter Same here. I got rid of the app for a few weeks, came back and it's now even worse.

[Don Foster @donleefoster]

@EdLatimore I don't wear capris.

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

Trump reveals that he actually wanted to release the Epstein files years ago
https://t.co/M6LMlUM4TG

[Kirsti MacKenzie @KeersteeMack]

big giant happy pub day to one of my very favs, @jonwaddy - this collection is funny and heartbreaking, you’ll fly through it but it’ll stick with you long after you’re done reading.

do yourself a favour and grab a copy 😊

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@ToonDazza Ok tough guy.

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@realspitfire Dogs rule--are you referring to yourself?

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@MilaLovesJoe I think bigotry invaded your brain.

[Sheldon Lee Compton @ShelCompton]

Sincerely thrilled to have this short story "Flipped" in BULL. This has been one of my favorite journals for more than a decade, and @thedrevlow has been the driving force behind it.

[Don Foster @donleefoster]

@ValentinaForUSA Cheesy as fuck with that shirt and the Bible.

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@Matt_Pinner Two out of three.

[Don Foster @donleefoster]

If you live in Long Island, check out JL. He's funny as shit. And if you don't live in Long Island, I highly recommend watching his special Half Blackface. I think it's on YouTube or Prime.

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

To my Long Island fans, even though the algorithm only shows my posts to 2-3% of my followers (the ones who don't spend money and don't leave their homes) come to this show Tuesday! Link in my bio for tix

[Don Foster @donleefoster]

So I took a few week break from Twitter. I come back and my feed is full of pro trump tweets and bots. What the hell is going on? It might be time to take another hiatus.