meelan

vague phrase that makes me seem mysterious

[meelan @donmeelan]

Bruno mars is going to hell for validating male predators by releasing Young Girls

[meelan @donmeelan]

This image is the almond croissant where Dylan sprouts is the chocolate croissant thank you for your time

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Me ordering an almond croissant

[meelan @donmeelan]

please consider me as a potential candidate for the recently vacant position as ur lanky decaying white boy @meganfox

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Megan Fox deletes photos with Machine Gun Kelly from her Instagram and posts a video of a letter burning captioned with lyrics from Beyoncé’s ‘Lemonade’ track “Pray You Catch Me.”

[meelan @donmeelan]

@jbarcap Isn’t being alive enough 😵‍💫

[meelan @donmeelan]

@jbarcap Confirming that I said that

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Not enough people named Jacob going by cob imo

[meelan @donmeelan]

remember when Ru Paul Revere said the British r On my way!

[Conajam @conajam]

no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

It’s pretty funny that “Dua Lipa” and “dual IPA” are spelled the same. Unfortunately there’s no good way to take that into joke territory. The best you can do is just point it out.

[meelan @donmeelan]

Lol Louis c'mon this is weird uhave a girlfriend & ur probs gay so stop smothering me omg!! ! ! ahaha wow he wants me

[meelan @donmeelan]

do CrossFit couples have missionary sex under a weighted blanket

[meelan @donmeelan]

snooki and Ariana grande in victorious have the same energy I think

[meelan @donmeelan]

Okay

[meelan @donmeelan]

the way I downloaded tumblr this morn as soon as I woke, in a panic, at 6am

[orion @orionvanessa]

back on tumblr again if that says anything about where i’m at rn

[gill @contactabrother]

yea i’m a gamer

[meelan @donmeelan]

I want the pretty pink kitchen

[meelan @donmeelan]

this y mine small I dumb

[dj truck stomp @xLord_of_war]

if u disengage with the news and learn to cook 2-3 things really well and then feed it to your friends your life becomes 100x better

[meelan @donmeelan]

is it one of those days again or is it just the way it is every day🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🫡