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[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

They’ll kill me for saying this but if you’re good enough at your job you can roll in a few minutes late with an iced coffee on a regular basis and no one says shit about it

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

DEAR NETFLIX,

I am a part of my parent’s “household” no matter where I live.

THANKS.

- Management‼️

[࿐˚.⋆༺ @CHlLLBABY]

Jhené Aiko and a freestyle go together real bad

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

I’m not gonna lie to y’all, I still don’t understand who A was.

[Erich @platypusjones]

My pet peeve is the fact that our entirely computerized banking system still pretends that it can't process deposits on a weekend or holiday.

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

Someone said iced coffee season was ending soon and I just can’t wrap my head around that. Iced coffee is a lifestyle not a season, brenda.

[Nandkishor @devops_nk]

Why do managers ask for updates on Monday mornings?

Bro, it's the same where we left Friday night!

[mika @mikasagrada]

meu maior prazer é chegar em casa e ficar andando assim.

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

nobody wanna call you until you taking a nap

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

“are you busy tomorrow?” my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me

[lezboy @mygenderisblack]

this is THE FIRST TIME I see ACTUAL photos (not drawings/sketches!) of breast cancer symptoms on black skin

[. @UntoldbyTerry]

They’ll put protein up yo ass if you not paying attention

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

NOT DOLLY PARTON LORD NOOOOO

[Dana @danaoneika]

you know how many times i tried that face splash wetting up the whole bathroom !!!! like damn hayden you really fcked the city up with this!!!!!!!

[REAL LIFE DOLL 🎀 @shaniaamoss]

i know garlic & onion powder HATE to see me coming 😭

[dreamgirl @giasm_]

september 1st i’m putting on my chestnut uggs dgaf what the temp is outside

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Me at the end of a Zoom meeting where I haven’t spoken for 55 minutes

[k @ysljennii]

my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this