Jessica Marie

Editor | Suspected egomaniac | Tragic podcast junkie |

[Melanie Tait @MelanieTait]

Can Mrs Morrison please explain to Mr Morrison the symbolism of insisting women come to his office vs him walking a few 100m outside and listening to the thousands of women who’ve gathered for change?

[Sam Yellowhorse Kesler @samkeslr]

bechamel sauce is just when a sauce is made by two women who aren't discussing a man

[Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp]

Romney has schooled basically every other Republican on how to talk about what happened today

[dani 🏳️‍🌈 @dasaka]

women don’t want men, women want aubrey plaza and kristen stewart in the suits they wore in the finale of #HappiestSeason

[Ryan Kolakowski @RyanKolakowski]

opening spotify wrapped in 2020

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first, I won’t be the last.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

The mail in ballots sauntering in after y’all thought we lost Michigan and Wisconsin

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

the electoral college is a perfect system

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Shoot your shot. https://t.co/XdZz4dh82T

[Jessica Marie @donnithorpes]

If you’re gonna risk it all, at least risk it for an 8-10.

[Jessica Marie @donnithorpes]

Look, Daryl Maquire isn’t even hot. #auspol

[Jessica Marie @donnithorpes]

Look, and I say this with the greatest respect, but Carla is much better at diamond art than she is at bounty hunting. #LoveFraud

[dylan @DylanTateA]

Instant karma if I've ever seen it #TrumpHasCovid

[Elliot Williams @elliotcwilliams]

Unsolicited opinion from a black man: everything that's wrong with race in America is three white men starting a conversation "about race" and having it immediately degenerate into an argument about "law and order."

[Jessica Marie @donnithorpes]

Go off, King.

[Squizz @SquizzSTK]

Dan "But what's the issue Rachel ... seriously"

Rachel "y'know" Baxendale with the ridiculously specific question. Again.

When she goes for a walk, I assume she first launches a drone to ensure there is no-one else in the vicinity.
#auspol #covid19vic #springst

[merrow #SaveMasaferYatta @CindyCalysm]

A Tale of Two Australias

[Kat @fatkattweets]

Me at 9.01 precisely two minutes after arriving at work #TheBachelorAU

[Jessica Marie @donnithorpes]

That was the worst break-up I have ever seen and I once had a guy have my parents drive me AN HOUR AND A HALF so he could dump me in-person. #thebachelorAU

[Jessica Marie @donnithorpes]

This gave me PTSD

[The Feed SBS @TheFeedSBS]

A long overdue senate inquiry. #TheFeedSBS #Comedy @jennaown @alex_c_lee @VZerbst @bencjenkins