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don't paint me black when I used to be golden

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult

[anon. @thareaalthing]

if you turn 30 & don’t stretch everyday you’re going to die so stretch everyday thanks

[‍ ‍‍ ‍ 𝓔𝙫𝙞𝙚 ⁠♡ @strlvriie_]

Don’t talk to me I’m loyal to someone I’m not even dating

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Make your life so private that the only thing
people know you do is go to the gym

[isha jha @ishaaaa05]

sometimes i just agree with ppl at work so they can stop talking

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

Consistently going to the gym alone is some elite character building.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids.

[6 @bragah__]

ain’t no hoes on my messages just a bunch of verification codes

[NM @2nnbm]

i don’t want nobody else, just you.

[sailor sm @miss_ogynistic]

when u get so high u feel like ur wearing a hat

[Softboy @softboy_w]

Y’all don’t use paper plates? Shiiiiit, I’d use a paper pot if I could....FUCK THEM DISHES 😂

[Anna Krivolapova @AnaKrivolapova]

An ex buddhist monk explaining why he quit:

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i don’t have a girlfriend but if I did i would not let her hang out with Chester cheetah

[claudia @claudipher]

it’s not yearning unless ur heart hurting

[⋆｡𖦹 ° @rjcmxrell]

i’ll never forget the day we first met

[KB @kbyrd2_]

Garlic be having like 20 pairs of panties on. Very excessive.

[𝐆𝐢𝐠𝐢 @LitSego]

Coke Zero is too good to be zero calories man someone is lying.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[A. @justbored142]

who the fuck doubled it and gave it to me