Yoghurt lover

1999, Disneyland - Survived an attempt on my life when Geppetto tried to force an entire plate of carbonara down my throat in one forkful.....

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

293 MPs block a Ceasefire, and only 125 less than half voted for it.

76% of the UK want a Ceasefire and a million people marched in London for it.

Parliament doesn't represent the people, UK democracy is a joke.

[Richard Seymour @leninology]

Never heard this fellow say Palestine has a right to defend “herself”. Never seen a gaggle of Western politicians in crisis over the ongoing daily decades-long Israeli assault on Palestine. Never heard one of them say what proportionate self-defence from Palestine might be.

[P™ @SemperFiArsenal]

@ManUtd Good decision but lack of awareness here is sad to see

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

People still call our streaming service 4OD so good luck

[Susanna Reid @susannareid100]

And yet the Education Minister couldn’t name a single degree, cite a salary threshold or define a good job which would set the criteria for these “Mickey mouse degrees”.

[Podcast Secrets of the Pharaohs @PodcastPharaohs]

You know what I’m hearing Wonka? Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another fizzy lifting drink!

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

There’s nothing more predictable in life than a contrarian. A joyless sausage machine churning out chunks of pale, flavourless gristle. “You like that thing, do you? Well I don’t. Didn’t see that coming, did you?”

[Yoghurt lover @donnyjuff]

This is absolutely sensational

[Rochdale AFC @officiallydale]

Signing number 6⃣ has been delivered 👀

#RAFC

[should be writing not scrolling @itsjacksonbbz]

This is why a revolution (proper) has never happened in this country... Brits actually prefer the taste of boot to that of freedom x

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Homeowners who took out big mortgages on low interest rates now facing crisis:

No bailout. Hold your nerve

Water companies who borrowed billions to give to shareholders now facing crisis:

Govt talks. Bailout incoming.

[QENNY | THE SPOOKY LAWYER ON YOUTUBE @AKBrews]

This guy explains how easy it is for creepy internet people to figure out where you are.

[Ash @theashrb]

Rail has failed
Water has failed
Utilities have failed
Internet has failed

The UK is in a right mess because certain ideologues insist on privatising everything for the benefit of a few rich people, while everyone else suffers the consequences.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

Since the water industry was privatised, the private water companies have extracted £57bn in profits, & now they're saying if we don't want sh*t into our rivers & seas our bills have to go up by 40%. The solution is nationalisation.

[Evolve Politics @evolvepolitics]

According to reports, Thames Water is about to go bust, and the govt is planning to use huge amounts of public money to bail them out.

Thames Water have dished out £1,600,000,000 to shareholders over the past 12 years - including £37.1m last year.

Privatisation is a TOTAL scam.

[Shona Murray @ShonaMurray_]

This is just obscene. And there is literally nothing said about it. These guys act with absolute impunity. It can’t be that the international community looks on like this.

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

The mamma mia at the end has killed me kids are actually so funny

[Daniel Kebede @DanielKebedeNEU]

How wages have faired.

MPs: Pay ⬆️ 22% in real terms since 2010

Bankers: Bonuses ⬆️ 101% in cash terms since 2008

CEOs: Pay ⬆️ 23% in 2022 alone

Teachers: Pay 🔻 24% since 2010

Nurses: Pay 🔻 20% since 2010

Whose wages are causing the inflation?

[Jack / jackinpogfrom.bsky.social @JackInPogForm]

An old puce man, surrounded by many more old, puce, men. Explaining that his attempt at making life more miserable for migrants hasn't made his life better and that the reason is because we're not being horrible *enough.*

Frame it - this is the most 'England' picture you'll see.