Donovan Walsh

Real G's move in silence like lasagna.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Watching Uncut Gems to relax

[trevy @chillextremist]

Microsoft is a crazy thing to name your company

[Donovan Walsh @DonovanWalsh]

@WorldAthletics yall know the pairings for the Mixed Relay Race Walking? Almost no information available anywhere, someone help me out.

[Donovan Walsh @DonovanWalsh]

@WorldAthletics @Paris2024 @MassimoStano Do you happen to have a complete list of the pairings competing in the mixed relay race walk? Olympic site only lists individual competitors and several countries have multiple teams competing.

[Donovan Walsh @DonovanWalsh]

@WorldAthletics @Paris2024 Do you happen to have a complete list of the pairings competing in the mixed relay race walk? Olympic site only lists individual competitors and several countries have multiple teams competing.

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Nintendo Announces New Charmander Evolution ‘Gerrymander’ That’s Unbeatable Due to Its Ability to Randomly Change the Rules of Battle

https://t.co/WuTiOd1Rue

[Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant]

the legless baying mob gaze lustfully at their masters' new legs, wild-eyed and primal, a roar so frenzied it incites a snap of confetti out of the air itself. they are kings and queens to them now. gods, even.

[SINA SNOW @yungk0ala]

my fav christmas story of all time:

[Zito @_Zeets]

People at the bar: "Sing us a song, Billy"

Billy Joel, for the next five minutes: "Look at all these miserable fucking people, who are drinking to forget about their sad lives"

[Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific]

Time to go cancel my husband’s vote.

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

It’s like watching the Discovery Channel. A lion going in for one kill after another. Just a murderous machine. More coming.... 💣💣💣

[CNN @CNN]

Watch Jon Stewart's speech slamming Congress for its inaction supporting 9/11 victims and first responders.

"What an incredible metaphor this room is. ... Behind me, a filled room of 9/11 first responders, and in front of me, a nearly empty Congress." https://t.co/8exTk5sIO4

[Mark Titus @clubtrillion]

LAST WEEK: Liverpool wins Champions League.

THIS WEEK: Kawhi has one of the NBA's greatest dynasties ever on the brink.

NEXT WEEK: Father's Day.

What a run for New Balance.

[MYSTIC7 @MYSTIC7]

Bar of the year:

RIP Harambe
Sipping on that Bombay
On our way to Heaven
Amen
Amen

�� 🙏 @elonmusk

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

This video of 4th of July fireworks all over Los Angeles is absolute insanity and amazing to look at.

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

daaaaaamn @NYDailyNews.

[Justin Shanes @justinshanes]

Who can forget when at the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis, President Kennedy was like, "Here's the problem with men's singles tennis..."

[Tim O'Brien @TimOBrien]

A power outage caused the Statue of Liberty to go dark for two hours last night. You get to choose your own metaphors for this one: