In the UK, when a pet goes missing, even a cat people go all out: they print posters, offer cash rewards (£100 in this case), share QR
But in Naija, human beings go missing every day and it’s barely a headline. No urgency, No action.
Who did this to us?
Wives, if you dey answer your pastor "Sir" with respect, dey bow when you greet him, but you dey call your own husband "Papa this, Papa that" or dey shout on top of him, you be proper hypocrite and a disgrace to the body of Christ.
You wey dey pray make God kill your enemies, if God dey answer all those prayers, you for no dey alive today — because you be another person enemy too.
Search your conscience.
If you’re a wife who has been married for 5 years and your husband has never slapped or beaten you, then you married a real man. Men like that are very rare these days.
Why would you spend ₦5 million just to japa in search of greener pastures? With that same amount, you can start a solid business in Nigeria and, within a few years, be doing far better than many people struggling abroad.
Husbands, if your wife dey always discourage paternity DNA test, that one na serious red flag 🚩
For your own interest and peace of mind, you’re strongly advised to take your children for DNA test. No delay am!
If you dey hide view my status, make I no know say you view am, you be witch!
If you no repent sharp-sharp, I go do juju for you wey go force you to view am... and your eye go trap there like glue! 👀✨
If you be wife and your husband never get pikin outside, your grace dey on another level o! God really loves you! 🙏
Abeg, you need to teach other women the kind prayer wey you dey pray or how you take do am. No dey hide the secret!
Blessed are the wives who still hand over their salary and earnings to their husbands to manage, and who faithfully support their husbands. They shall remain the only wife of their husband. Women like these are rare and do not belong to this generation.
If you're a dad or mum and your Gen Z child has never called you “OMO”, you're a certified genius!
Please teach the rest of us your ways. Drop the full manual!