Simon

[Joe Pease @joepease]

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[Simon @donsimoncc]

@nadineshah Nadine, you bring us all light through these dark times, the bravery you show is inspiring. Please don't let the torch go out... the difference you make is immeasurable

[Simon @donsimoncc]

@CPHamill Wales. Golf. Madrid. In that order.

[BabelColour @StuartHumphryes]

You may have seen this remarkable man before, but this is the first time I've tried restoring his portrait: It is Conrad Heyer, the earliest-born (& verified) human ever to have been photographed. He was born 271 years ago (back in 1749) & photographed here when he was 103.

[Simon @donsimoncc]

@LondonMoneyFS Not sure how finishing 3rd makes you mid table...

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

update on the mental health of the british people:

radio 2 had a 'dream expert' on and some guy phoned in and explained his dream about how the moon keeps getting bigger until it's more or less crushing him - the expert told him it was a sign of his 'horizons and mind expanding'

[CherryGold😅💭 @itscherrygold]

French is one interesting language but this is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Bookcase Credibility @BCredibility]

Eddie McGuire. A strip of credibility races in and out of Eddie's head as if we are trapped inside a human scale zoetrope that animates his thoughts. The books sweep round while Eddie stands resolute in his belief that orange books are the best books.

[Bookcase Credibility @BCredibility]

A private war rages to the right. Toby Young and John Sweeney trade blows but poor Toby is overmatched. Though his bookcase is strong there aren't many that can face down a bookcase with stairs. John probably has oompa loompas up there cleaning it. Devi Sridhar steers clear.

[Jeff McFadden @JeffAndDonkeys]

Overall I have largely failed, I think, to explain my climate change (and other causes of global ecosystem collapse) solution very well. I tried last night with the below thread but it is unsatisfactory.
Another attempt.

[Check Into a Chicom Bed & Breakfast Spa! @Chaleck]

“CCP transported...more than 1 million Uyghurs to various Han provinces... “[dividing them in groups.]

“...One group is for organ harvesting, another biological experimentation....CCP has run out money to maintain their vast concentration camps,”

https://t.co/94NsS3DuWb

[Sam Cornwell @Samcornwell]

Sorry to bang on about this. I’ve never thought of Boris Johnson as a real fascist, but choosing to have rigid, posed police as your backdrop while addressing the nation certainly has shades of fascism. #brexit

[pjm1kbw @pjm1kbw]

We are being treated like absolute fools. And it is outrageous.

[Simon @donsimoncc]

@demarionunn Love the cruel juxtaposition of satan tier being the direct result of god tier

[Simon @donsimoncc]

@demarionunn Showing too much coyness to a koala whilst draped in my eucalyptus onesie.