𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♠️

• 𝓔𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓦𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 & 𝓬𝓸𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓼•

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♠️ @dont_luv23]

Me: Wears twist out to work.

HR: Deborah! Did you cut your hair.

Me:Turns around no! Blank stare.

HR: You didn’t?

Me: My hair does this thing where it shrinks and if I straighten it, it gets longer.

HR: I was wish I could do that with my hair!

Me: Fake smiles😏 turns back to my computer!

Fresh off Labor Day! In my head lady you’re literally HR be for real and get the hell away from my desk!

[༒︎ 𝓢𝓐𝓥𝓐𝓖𝓔𝓡 ༒ @SAVAGERX23]

My girlfriend’s porn history is disturbing and concerning. We’ve been dating for 14 years and I discovered her porn history. We share an iPad that I rarely used until my MacBook stopped working. On the iPad I found a very long Safari browser history of porn. She does not have a porn addiction and is not watching every day only a few times a month when I’m at work. We have different schedules but a relatively healthy sex life. She watches porn when I’m not around, only in Safari; she uses Chrome for other things.

What I found (all legal porn on well-known sites):

• Crying porn (woman crying during sex)
• Searches for “emotional abuse”
• Chloroform porn
• Creampie while she’s asleep
• Violence (slapping and hitting the woman)
• Barely legal kink. A famous Asian porn star known for looking very young; commenters said she looks 10 even though she’s 28
• A lot of porn where the female looks very young, like a child: pigtails, toddler clothes, saying “daddy”
• Forced sex
• Abduction (kidnapped and gang-banged)
• Degrading her: apple in her mouth while being fucked; shoved under bathtub water (drowning) while being fucked; called whore/slut, slapped, treated like a dog drinking from a bowl and walking on a leash on her knees

I haven’t talked to her because I don’t know where to start. I want to forget I saw it but I can’t stop thinking about it. Part of me says not to mention it; another part thinks she might have deeper issues. I haven’t noticed anything off about her. She asks for some kinky things in bed, but nothing near this extreme.

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♠️ @dont_luv23]

@SAVAGERX23 Yo, "playing doctor" (kids touching each other privates, "exploring" their bodies) is totally normal. It grosses us adults out, but kids are innocent. They arent trying to cum or derive pleasure from the power structure, they are just playing.

Theres nothing wrong with you

[༒︎ 𝓢𝓐𝓥𝓐𝓖𝓔𝓡 ༒ @SAVAGERX23]

I was crazy sexual when I was a little girl
I was super young, before I turned 8. It happened with a couple of girls. We would play “mom and dad.” It basically consisted of us making out and having oral sex. It’s fucked with my sex life my whole life as an adult. I’ve never brought it up in therapy. It makes me super ashamed. It’s also made me struggle with my sexual orientation since I was a teenager. This keeps me up at night

[KENDRIX @heyyynoahh]

As a hustler
No complaining. Just figuring sh** out.

[🎀 @_Succeeder]

I cried about one nigga, through all the bs he put me through, all that hurt & pain, but I still ran back to him whenever he suddenly called or text me, its not called being dumb or weak. I just made a promise to myself & him that don't matter how bad shit get ima forever be here for him .He could call me 6 years later & ima still pick up the phone. When you had so much love for the kid its kinda hard to move on.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

People who use AI for everything really overestimate how much everyone else uses it. They’ll say, “If you hate AI, I hope you’re not using ChatGPT for this,” as some kind of gotcha, and it’s like… no, I’m not. That’s the whole fucking point. Not every tiny task needs to be outsourced to a chatbot. 😭

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

y’all ever get so bored with life like even Netflix feels like trash.

[Dfw_camo @dontplay_z]

Capitalism and most faiths are incompatible at some point. Capitalism demands allegiance to money,and you can't serve two Masters.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

Dating someone who communicates properly is so attractive. Like wow, I don’t have to investigate?😭

[47 @47djv]

Hate niggas who act like they can’t learn something new

[xxxl @bitchonx01]

Me whenever i open twitter

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♠️ @dont_luv23]

@SAVAGERX23 What do you tell your wife? That this woman's old pipes are clogged?

[༒︎ 𝓢𝓐𝓥𝓐𝓖𝓔𝓡 ༒ @SAVAGERX23]

I’m having sex with an elderly woman to get on her will. A year ago I did a big job for a 75 year old widow out in the country. Her husband passed about ten years. She has no relatives whatsoever. She lives on about 400 acres of land, and she’s probably worth millions. She kept calling me to come do this or that for her, and I sensed it was because she enjoyed the company. It didn’t take long to realize she had a dirty mind and a dirty sense of humor. Sometimes she joked about needing to go find a young man to bring home. Her dirty jokes started to include me. I decided to take a swing, and it worked. Now we’ve been having sex regularly for the last 6 months. 

My hope is that she will leave me an inheritance that I can use to take care of my family.

[𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓍𝓎 🎀 @luvblexy]

I met a man on Hinge in November. This wknd I watched him perform with his band and when people asked how I know the band I got to say, "the bass player is my boyfriend." And the next day he was in my living room with his hat on backwards, putting together furniture for me and we cooked dinner together. It can happen, my friends, it's possible. We're in our 40s 😃

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♠️ @dont_luv23]

@SAVAGERX23 That is diabolical levels of petty.😭😭😭

[༒︎ 𝓢𝓐𝓥𝓐𝓖𝓔𝓡 ༒ @SAVAGERX23]

My homegirl nigga cheated so she went into the passwords app on his phone and changed every single password to isuckatlife
Now every time he goes to use face id to auto import a password it is obviously the wrong password and he has to try to remember which password he had used when creating whatever account.🤦🏽

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♠️ @dont_luv23]

@SAVAGERX23 Walking in 2 minutes after class has started is disruptive. Get there on tme and the secretary won't have to remind you.

[༒︎ 𝓢𝓐𝓥𝓐𝓖𝓔𝓡 ༒ @SAVAGERX23]

my son was two minutes late this morning..here come the secretary “can you make sure he’s on time” like girl don’t piss me off😭

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Modern women want everything except accountability. And men are waking up.