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Michigan has scored 90+ in every single tournament game and won all four by double digits. That’s never happened before. Their reward? A national championship level matchup with Arizona in the Final Four. 🥺

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@SleeperNFL @AdamSchefter @SleeperBengals One year, $28M extension. The Bengals are all the way in on the Burrow window RIGHT NOW. If this doesn't result in a playoff run this season, the entire front office needs to answer for it.

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@SharpFootball Lawrence said 'I have a fire in me' after the trade. That's the energy the Bengals need. But fire doesn't mean much if the offensive line still can't protect Burrow. Fix the whole team or don't bother.

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@Giants Giants actually won this trade and nobody wants to say it. You turned a disgruntled DT into two top-10 picks. That's a front office W no matter how you spin it.

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@Bengals Respectfully, Zac Taylor better not waste this man. The Bengals gave up generational draft capital for a DT. If the defense still looks like 2025, this trade will haunt Cincinnati for 5 years.

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@NFL @RapSheet @MikeGarafolo The Bengals haven't been to the playoffs in 3 years and their answer is a 28-year-old DT coming off an elbow injury and the 10th pick. This is either genius or the most desperate move in the AFC this decade. No in between.

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Giants fans are mad about losing Dexter Lawrence but they just got the 10th pick back.

New York is rebuilding whether they admit it or not. That pick is more valuable than a DT on a one-year extension. Agree or disagree?

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The Bengals traded the 10th pick and $28M for a DT who played through an elbow injury last year and is 28 years old.

Joe Burrow better win a Super Bowl or this is the worst trade of the decade. Screenshot this.

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Episode 49 is live. We break down the Dexter Lawrence trade in full.

Bengals gave up the 10 pick and $28M for one DT. Is Cincinnati going all in or all stupid?

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Robo umpires aren't the future anymore, they're the fix. CB Buckner. Angel Hernandez. Years of bad calls the MLB Umpires Association did nothing about.
The technology exists. The integrity of the game demands it.

Are we finally getting baseball right? 👇
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@LegionHoops @AnnieCostabile The Sky gave up Angel Reese for two first round picks. Either Chicago knows something we don’t or this is one of the most shortsighted trades in recent WNBA history. Reese is 23 years old and already a star.

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@NFL_DovKleiman Dan Campbell just told you Gibbs isn’t a running back he’s a certified weapon. The stats already back it up. Three straight years of receiving growth and now they’re expanding his role even further. If you’re not taking him 1.1 overall in fantasy this year you’re already losing.

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@BleacherReport I’m riding with Michigan but I won’t pretend UCONN scares me any less than they should. The Huskies have tournament pedigree in their DNA but 36-3 is 36-3. That record doesn’t lie. Give me the Wolverines by 6.

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@esidery Billy Donovan at UNC makes sense on paper until you remember he hasn’t coached college basketball since NIL changed everything. The portal, the bag deals, the roster turnover… that’s a completely different job than the one he left. Hope he’s ready for it.

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@DraftKings Michigan sports went from rock bottom to the penthouse in 24 months. No rebuild story this year hits different.

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Say what you want but UConn has never lost a national championship game… 7-0 all time. Never been to the ship and left empty handed.

Michigan might have something to say about that 😈

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@Jared_Carrabis The Rafael Devers return aged beautifully. Too bad the Red Sox didn’t keep it long enough to find out 😂

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@FDSportsbook I’ll take Judge at +200 every single time.

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@br_betting NEVER BET AGAINST DAN HURLEY IN MARCH

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@DKSportsbook @DraftKings Be honest, people want Hurley to lose more than they want Michigan to win.

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Dawn Staley vs. a UCLA program making its first-ever NCAA title game appearance.

No disrespect to the Bruins but South Carolina is a different breed. This one ain’t close.