Todd

[Todd @dontbetodd]

Claude pick me the correct powerball numbers. Make no mistake.

[Todd @dontbetodd]

Last guy in first guy out type of Monday

[Todd @dontbetodd]

Miller lites are so good #beer

[Todd @dontbetodd]

They stretched me thin at work today

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

People call themselves “ball knowers” and then order chipotle without the vinaigrette

[Todd @dontbetodd]

She’s just jealous of how it looked.

[valeri nichoochkin @thehossboss69]

tried the arbys cheesesteak now my girlfriend won’t talk to me

[Todd @dontbetodd]

Can’t get the fart smell out of my car

[Todd @dontbetodd]

Started watching reels at 3x speed #chud

[Todd @dontbetodd]

I don’t knowwww Jim, looks like it could be close to a .08 let’s see what the officials come up with

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 BREAKING: Tony Romo arrested for OWI in Milwaukee.

Details: https://t.co/GzYXhUh3Fn

[Todd @dontbetodd]

My stomach wrote a check my butt can’t cash #100BeerDay

[Todd @dontbetodd]

Ate a whole bag of the new Mr. Beast beef jerky and now I can’t feel anything on my left side.

[Todd @dontbetodd]

On pace for 24 hours of screen time today.

[Todd @dontbetodd]

Can’t believe half the World Series is in a dome lol #canadaisgay

[Todd @dontbetodd]

@FBI I know Carson Wentz’s bookie

[Todd @dontbetodd]

Who Trynna hit the krusty krab this weekend

[Todd @dontbetodd]

Crazy when my shakes and headache go away after another drink

[Todd @dontbetodd]

@thehossboss69 @heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24 @HomeBy3Official #Escalated

[valeri nichoochkin @thehossboss69]

@heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24 @HomeBy3Official overheard him talking about escalating his parking ticket into an assault charge

[valeri nichoochkin @thehossboss69]

damn dude how did you get this good at phone