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[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

@ultragothbitch Is no one concerned with what she was “trying” to look up?

[𝖎𝖈𝖕 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓 𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙 @ultragothbitch]

me trying to figure out how to tell my boss that im not coming in tomorrow because i had too many margaritas at the mexican restaurant

[jake @Jerk_Martin]

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[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

@saylarjerry Cheers to that

[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

Shopping for cucumbers is so awkward. It’s like yea there it is, the perfect cucumber.

[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

Mookie asked me to dj on Wednesday night karaoke if he can’t ever make it and I told him absofuckinglutley I would not let him down so now I need a dj name. Pls drop your suggestions below

[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

If you seen the leprechaun say yeeEEAAAAA

[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

I just saw a bald eagle in fucking Hartford

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

When I put “😬” this is what I mean

[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

@saylarjerry Idc how “good” they are for you

[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

Grapefruit taste like an orange that’s been sitting in a dark room for 24 hours crying alone

[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

@saylarjerry You fucking would you little trash panda you

[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

Dove down the rabbit hole that is Waffle House jelly packet code

[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

Janis is tossing a toy around the living room and having the time of her life rn it’s really bringing back baby Jan memories 🥺

[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

@saylarjerry @jzux Ma’am

[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

@liz_istheworst

[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

First pic is from January. In between these 2 photos I lost 20lbs and realized I needed to make some changes. Almost a year later I’m back to the weight I was in the first picture but it looks different now. The differences are minor but they are there and I’m so proud of myself

[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

Today I learned 10 tablespoons of salt would kill me

[blake arnold @dontcallbecky]

@ultragothbitch Prove it