𝖎𝖈𝖕 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓 𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙

#1 clown fucker

[g a b y @gabydvj]

if i meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job you are subhuman to me

[Sigmatic @sigmatic_]

the position my barber has me in while asking if I agree that the government should put ozempic in the water supply

[desu @desutwt]

using uber eats to order mcdonalds

[Toxicxxx @ToxicxxxJinx]

@ianmiles How it must feel to beat some ass to a live anime soundtrack.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Was in such a bad mood and started drinking and now I feel great no explaining it just blind luck I guess

[Loosey LaDuca @LooseyLaDuca]

I miss Wendy Williams so much. Comment with your favorite Wendy quote, please.

I’ll start: “Clap if you think she should suffer.”

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i am done drinking alcohol. if i ever drink again it will only be because i want to or feel like it

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

Let me go whoop my son just in case.

[y @sangriatits]

if i get a boyfriend he’s my girlfriend

[かなり @ythugg3rr]

where can i buy grenades? i’m irritated as fuck rn

[ٍ @manic_posting]

i fully understand those latinas that beat the shit out of their boyfriends