Sandra Lewis

I don't like berries, but I do like elephants & science. Yorkshire girl living in Dublin, prone to ranting and moments of randomness.

[Sandra Lewis @dontlikeberries]

#NewProfilePic #lifemotto

[Sandra Lewis @dontlikeberries]

Between vile comments about Greta Thunberg and wild speculation and accusations re Nora Quoirin - the Internet is truly horrible today. Need a break!

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As students across the UK receive their A-Level results, the Government reassures school leavers that it’s possible to be severely underqualified and still land a top job.

[The DM Reporter @DMReporter]

BREXIT: Hilarious! Here’s a whole bunch of Mail readers wishing death upon John Bercow, and a few actually calling for him to be killed. Bless them, they’re so patriotic.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

Day 2. 100 nautical miles west of Cape Finisterre. A very bumpy night but I slept surprisingly well. Some dolphins showed up and swam along the boat last night!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A couple of words for the day: a ‘pantophile’ is someone who loves everyone and everything; an ‘apanthropist’, on the other hand, dislikes human company and longs for solitude.

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Don’t worry if you haven’t done well in your A Levels. At least you’re not a middle aged man on Twitter wishing death on a 16 year old girl who just wants to save the planet.

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Nothing makes me scratch my head about humans more than seeing grown adults hating on a 16 year old whose just being passionate and trying to save the planet for everyone.

[Peter Smith @Redpeter99]

Forget her climate change campaigning, the way this young woman boils the piss of the world's most loathsome people is reason enough for the award.

[katie spalding @supermathskid]

Can anybody think of a more pathetic virtue signal than constantly trying to dunk on a 16-year-old for knowing more about science than you do

[Sandra Lewis @dontlikeberries]

'Erm.... are we going to bed or what?!' #ron #dogsitting #harrierhound https://t.co/Sts6pMYwWR

[Sandra Lewis @dontlikeberries]

Dim Sum for Elaine's birthday. Nom noms. #friends #birthday #nomnomnom @ Lucky Tortoise Dumpling Company https://t.co/VELA2b0Dp2

[Sandra Lewis @dontlikeberries]

What is it with dogs staring out at the rain?! #ron #pensive #lashing #dogsitting https://t.co/0hntMF9ZIO

[LBT Global @LBT_Global]

UPDATE: police have airlifted the body to hospital for identification by the Quoirin family. No firm confirmation yet but Police believe it is Nora.

Please continue to respect the privacy of family and friends at this time and direct all enquiries to [email protected]

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Dr John Kellogg invented cornflakes because he believed eating bland food would curb people’s urge to indulge in that most dangerous of pastimes, masturbation.

[LBT Global @LBT_Global]

We are aware of reports that a body has been found in the search for Nora Quoirin. We are urgently seeking clarification.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

In case you needed any more proof that @BorisJohnson’s announcements on criminal justice are irredeemably stupid and wrong, here’s the missing ingredient in the twat salad.

[Sandra Lewis @dontlikeberries]

This is a Baby Bogey Sucker Upper™. But it also doubles up as an implement with which you can unblock a gunked up fridge overflow. #toptip #thinkoutsidethebox https://t.co/6kyUuAdrTY

[Sandra Lewis @dontlikeberries]

'A picture paints a thousand words'
#ron #dogsitting #carbonara https://t.co/tGKarv6NBr