Sam

Software Engineer | Over-thinker | Former virgin

[Sam @dontquotesam]

which pic goes the hardest?

[Marieke Hoogwout @mariekehoogwout]

Then why don't men wear them?

[Sam @dontquotesam]

@awkwardgoogle ts frying me 😭

[Sam @dontquotesam]

@MsunuKaElonx2 @Omp111_M wait what 😭

[Sam @dontquotesam]

@Doctor_Bendover @boysbelnboys boo👎🏽

[⌖ @HitHunna]

@EandnotY

[Sam @dontquotesam]

i just noticed you

unrelated but you might be mentally ill

[Roteemee @Roteemee]

@dontquotesam How’s your court case going little man. Maybe in 2030, the judge will root in your favour.

[Sam @dontquotesam]

how it feels to have breakfast right after you shower

[Sam @dontquotesam]

@ericcouu nah they snatched your chain wtf 😭

[Sam @dontquotesam]

this would go so hard on voldemort especially since that mf dont got a nose

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

Snake Eyewear by GuiFou

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[OLUWA SEUN @Oluwaseun__0]

Popular South African xenophobic activist appeared in court and told the judge, "I don't have a lawyer because I don't work."
The statement has since sparked mixed reactions online, with many debating why they say other nationals are taking their jobs.

[Sam @dontquotesam]

nah they funny af over here lmao

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[MadMoney @DjMaphorisa]

PRAY FOR SOUTH AFRICA 🙏🏿💔

[Sam @dontquotesam]

@Rainmaker1973 oh nah he drilling his shit 😭

[KamenSoL 555💫 @KamenS0L]

The hand slap is killing me we sure he not a nigga???

[Sam @dontquotesam]

@SChagan96668 @JuanEditzs we?

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

This is how white people narrate history. 😂

[Daniel ( -🇵🇹 ) @General_D__]

I love the rivalry between us and Ghana. It’s all love here, unlike a certain country that would’ve mobbed him.

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Drake is officially the most streamed artist of all time on both Apple Music and Spotify by total credited streams 🏆

[Pavel Bílek 🇨🇿 @CZAmbAccra]

Exactly, We have to win today!
@thenanaaba