Jaime

a smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.

[Jaime @dontsqueezeme]

@anne_face tf did I just watch?! 😳

[Jaime @dontsqueezeme]

Getting tired having a day off from work only to find out I need to go raise hell again. This fight is too tiring.

[DeLana Harvick @DeLanaHarvick]

How is it already October?!?!

[Jaime @dontsqueezeme]

How you get to call in without having sick days is beyond me. #eatabagofdicks

[Jaime @dontsqueezeme]

@anne_face @theashleygraham @SELFmagazine total babe! 😍

[MTV NEWS @MTVNEWS]

IF YOU'RE READING THIS

CONGRATULATIONS
YOU HAVE SURVIVED THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

THERE ARE TWO MORE DEBATES

GOOD LUCK

[Jaime @dontsqueezeme]

When your mother is coming to town and you still haven't done anything around the house. #crrrraaaapppp #ihaveaheadache

[Jaime @dontsqueezeme]

So much truth here. #sadtosay #noworkethic

[Jaime @dontsqueezeme]

Fired up this ole Twitter account. #WatchOutNow #HereGoes

[Jaime @dontsqueezeme]

“@CommonWhiteGirI: When u miss the last step on the stairs http://t.co/pdglniqrRw”

Can't stop laughing.

[Jaime @dontsqueezeme]

@ImBabyGavin heyyyy love bug! Be good for mommy, ok?! <3

[Jaime @dontsqueezeme]

Was great being in Lancaster again, and Tucson for longer than expected, but I'm ready to go home #texasonmymind #homesweettexas #hotdesert

[Jaime @dontsqueezeme]

#followyourarrow <3

[Jaime @dontsqueezeme]

Weather. #CleonIsAJerk

[Jaime @dontsqueezeme]

Probably the worst week ever. Losing my dog hurt waaaay more than my divorce. #EnoughAlready #shitstormSTOP