hopie

dear diary…

[avant drippé @4nbsko]

“my fave eater” “my water park” “my bitch” what happened to “the apple of my eye” or “my beloved”

[hopie @doodalaaa]

Want pink hair and gold grills I need to die

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

Are there any Chinese cigarettes made from summer evening air

[hopie @doodalaaa]

Going to the Islamic Republic of Japan for our honeymoon

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Yea we suck at this sport
Yea we elect pedophiles
Yea we have a fentanyl crisis
Yea we can’t afford homes

😎

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Come with me, we're gonna go laughing.

[one million dollar cake @TheldlerWheel]

Either reality is beautiful

[hopie @doodalaaa]

Waking up to our apartment complex’s lawn guy weedeating rocks into our bedroom window

[hopie @doodalaaa]

Minions and Monsters being the movie of the year

[hopie @doodalaaa]

Is it okay if I pee on this project?

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Grown ass men watching love island, go change some brakes

[hopie @doodalaaa]

Help! Helpppp! It’s so dark. It’s so dark I’m walking around. I’m trying to find the cheese! I keep tripping. Tripping on grains of salt! I’m so small and blind! Me and my two siblings are so small and blind and hungry for cheese!

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

The Pacific Northwest would save my life but I need to stay here and hold it down for Ohio

[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

How it feels telling people that I browsed 4chan in high school but turned out woke

[hopie @doodalaaa]

Do you think the grandkids gc cares about my input?

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

It’s hard to be woah Vicky sometimes

[hopie @doodalaaa]

JOY TO THE WORLD TEL AVIV IMPRESSED

[hopie @doodalaaa]

My homegirl swiping left on polo players and lawyers and right on tinder two mans im boutta lost my mind