Doodoo MaGoogoo

silly goose • diarrhea university '95

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Oh fuck, oh shit

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How come everyone is always talking about “shitting” and “pissing” and never “excreting urine and feces”?

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@Dominos_UK Fuck you

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@cuntslaw I thought it was a picture of a grilled eggplant.

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Finally at a place in my life where I can admit that I think smooth jazz is nice and I enjoy it.

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A lot of people are now calling me the Mike Shinoda of JavaScript.

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@JDunnah The first Applebees was in Decatur, so it is a local bar.

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@GarbageApe Me:

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@DEEP_RED_BELLS @0ddette You can get it in a bottle?!

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When it comes to learning a new skill, few organs outshine the brain of the human mind.

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“This is well made”, - My son, watching Skibidi Toilet Episode 66.

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Me when I’m gone off 2 Tylenol PMs.

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@Apheleia9 @DrHoovah @WarOnDumb https://t.co/yR0SiroMWF

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My kid just asked if I knew who Rocksteady and Bebop were and I was so insulted I made him eat Dunakaroos until he threw up on the couch.

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I’m a farmer

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New favorite movie fact

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High school wrestling coaches before weigh in:

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NyQuil needs to do like Mountain Dew and start releasing the wacky flavors that didn’t make the cut.

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Crazy that in 1996 someone got a life-changing amount of Microsoft stock for curating the list of clipart that came with Microsoft Word.