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sandwich connoisseur

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“i need to listen to more Björk”
i tell myself, spinning around in my room full of mirrors, all telling me to listen to more Björk

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shootin’ some meatball outside of the school

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actually, eating on the toilet makes a lot of sense if you think about it

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im such a chudass

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little miss put it on

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masturbation is billed as a change order

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ninja fell off

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if i was a pirate id be named gregbeard and id grow out my shitty neckbeard

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does this shirt make my hands look big

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guy just drove past me brandishing a firearm and cut me off, but he had a “student driver - please be patient” sticker, so its okay i guess

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everybody wants to see greg grow old

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Sh-sh-shawty said to stop gaslighting, but I keep on lighting gas

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my make a wish would be to hear a big john machine not through my phone speaker

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looking up bullshit in the scrabble dictionary

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the scariest thing about halloween is vehicular manslaughter

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who else is hyped for the new traffic pattern

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chest compressions on a cat, playing staying alive at 200 bpm

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i fucking love chilling and shit

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why is smores always hersheys

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if i got stranded on an island, first thing i would make is an ipad